The 1%

[Mr. Viking]

1% Brut 33

[booznik]

1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.

We're now at 94%, thanks to mistah willies riding in on his sweaty hog and tearing the place up.

[mistah willies]

Sure it isn't 94 proof? The Kraken be like that.


Hey , i don't rememeber doing that. FIrst dirnk today was at 7:30 AM, and then wnet about the rez and now back to fininshb it up here

[Patchez]

1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.

[Palinka (RIP)]

1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.

I can assure you that Moderator blood runs stonger.

Actually we're worried that someone may have drunk steved2112...

[oettinger]

1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps

[oettinger]

So far so good so what: (btw can anyone of you count beyond 100? Thanks in advance...oh yeah, what happens between 50 and 60, I don`t remember!)

Tidbits: The only word mentioned twice is: BACON. Great, otherwise drunkard would`ve lost it`s proof.
The taste so far is a little sharp-oily. Put some more thought ínto this please.

1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder
vodka soaked gummibear
range of bitters
1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher
1% of mid-shelf gin
1% draught english bitter
1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.
1% antarctic iceberg ice
1% pure corn squeezins
1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).
1% squirrel tail
1% all-weather coolant.
1% live algae.
1% milk
1% moonshine
1% prison pruno, made with orange juice and tomato ketchup.
1% Ranitidine acid reducer
1% lansoprazole
1% snooty French Champagne
add cloudiness
Lysterine 1%, the pink one!
1% lighter fluid
1% Rabarbaro Zucca.
1% Amaretto
1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados. That is so totally Willies!
1% Mescaline sulfate suspended in a solution of Louis XIV cognac.
1% Malibu rum
1% venom from a Chupacabra aged in fine sherry casks.
1% orange MD20/20
1% es... whoops! My wedding ring fell into the mix...Never mind, 1% espresso
1% capon ale from Martha Washington's Booke of Cookery.
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
!% flouride. For your teeth.
1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same
1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink
1% Lark's vomit.
1% pulp and sawdust.
1% bar oil
1% mustard powder
1% of coffee.
1% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol
1% Admiral Nelson's blood.
1%  Blue Sky
1% gluten.
1% malt
1% Ten High.
!% cinnamon powder
1% 4th of July firework gunpowder.
1% duck tape
1% William Shatner.
1% what do they call that powder in these neon lights again
1% bacon
1% Internet (or Al Gore, if easier)
1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors
1% cat litter
1% Urban Myth.
1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers
HAHA! SEX BACON! YES!
I'll even go 2% on that. Yes it can
1% Turkish Raki
1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
1% fine chocolate.
1% of perfectly good unused yellow toenails
1% slowly dissolvable sutures
1% fuel oil
1% Dilithium Crystals
1% incense and peppermints
1% juice from slow smoked Hamms
1% Cheap scotch
1% Amarula
1% $135 cognac
1% Pan galactic gargle blaster
1% really used old jokes
!% Pandemonium
1% the Blood of 
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south 
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight
1% of the cheapest hooch of the universe
1% of unremembered skypes
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military. I really like that one!
1% Brut 33
1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.
1% blood of all board members
1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps

Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise

[ThirstyDrunk]

So that's where I left this, um, I'll call it mithridate*. Actually, I thought it was hidden away so as not to harm anyone.

Maybe it just needs more.
1% Iranian saffron, now that the embargo is over.

*I think it has become more of an antidote to the antidote for poison.

[shawnonious]

1% Mickey's (out of the bigmouth bottles, not cans or 40s), Fine Malt Liquor. Because fuck it why not?

[Maj]

1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs

[rivuxgamma]

Damn, looks like I came in late.

I was gonna add 1% blood of your enemy.
If you don't have any, punch the nearest loudmouth and take his blood.

[Patchez]

1% of the cake. The cake is a lie!

[oettinger]

1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs

Chill out, one entry per post please.


!% hot potato

[mistah willies]

(all of the additions)
...1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps

Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise

Damn fine work there, all that accounting in that list form this whole thread.

One more from this soggy bastard:

Social lube

Ya know, form when the elevator has a lot of people in it. It will make every ingredient in this drink slide down the throat before the next floor


CHUG!


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[Lush City]

One percent LSD, if you can handle it.