Getting Hammered Quietly

[shawnonious]

When I worked grounds crew, which was an unbearable workplace by the way (the whole shebang was bad, didn't mind the work itself), my drinking buddy and I, whom I worked with, would take coffee every day in a thermos. When we knew a day would be a shit show, we'd load that coffee down with Jameson for me, Bailey's for him (he doesn't do whiskey, just used more Bailey's), and just made sure our boss didn't get close enough to the thermoses when they were still full. We would often end up drinking while having a conversation with our boss. Coffee is a very strong smell, and really helps to mask it.