I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
The league of incredible drunk gentleman
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Sometimes, when life gets too hard and you just can't seem to carry the load, it's best to just trust in a drunker power.*ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
*Screw all the Twelve Step Goons. Drunker power>Higher power.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Thinking you're funny and being funny are two different things. I found that out the hard way using drunker power. It didn't turn out well at all.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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TRVTHLush City wrote:Thinking you're funny and being funny are two different things. I found that out the hard way using drunker power. It didn't turn out well at all.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Sometimes, I read what the nightime verison of me put here
ans then I can't find my keys.
How the hell did I get home, when I never left?
huh.
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I tried my new "drink the wall away with your breath power."
I didn`t work, condoms don`t either
I didn`t work, condoms don`t either
Drink!
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Dude.
Now ypou will be named:
Condom wrongway user.
or somethinfg better written by someone who isnblt fully in the bag... Fuck half in th ebag
Now ypou will be named:
Condom wrongway user.
or somethinfg better written by someone who isnblt fully in the bag... Fuck half in th ebag
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Here's the deal about drunken superheros. They only get along if they are fucked up. Expect a lot of erratic behavior after waking up from intoxicated bliss.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I am Fugly. able to repel women merely by looking at them. alternately i am able to make extra cash by walking up to these same women and saying= gimme a dollar or i'll touch you.
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Can you teach me that power, I love it. So far I only mastered the "drunk talking to scare em away" power.Bubblez wrote:I am Fugly. able to repel women merely by looking at them. alternately i am able to make extra cash by walking up to these same women and saying= gimme a dollar or i'll touch you.
Oh and I`m now bad-vodka-smell, my smell is my order (sic!)
Drink!
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I got a master in arrogance while drunk.
So far it sadly was not helpful at all.
It rather makes me a lone wolf.
With a master in arrogance.
The only plus point I see for myself is that I can at least laugh about myself.
And I can always say: "Yeah, sure, that was bad, but I WAS DRUNK! You don't know me when I'm undrunk" Nobody does!!!"
"NOBODY!"
So far it sadly was not helpful at all.
It rather makes me a lone wolf.
With a master in arrogance.
The only plus point I see for myself is that I can at least laugh about myself.
And I can always say: "Yeah, sure, that was bad, but I WAS DRUNK! You don't know me when I'm undrunk" Nobody does!!!"
"NOBODY!"
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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Welcome to the league Arrogant Drunk.
On the last days of our festival stays I had to söber up, yes someone had to drive the drunk bunch back. Our camp neighbours didn`t recognize me, they said "that`s not oettinger, that`s undrunk! What did you asshole do to the Oett?"
On the last days of our festival stays I had to söber up, yes someone had to drive the drunk bunch back. Our camp neighbours didn`t recognize me, they said "that`s not oettinger, that`s undrunk! What did you asshole do to the Oett?"
Drink!
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There you go babbling again. That's a clear indication you have succeeded in finding the Happy Place... Cheers!Dale wrote:I got a master in arrogance while drunk.
So far it sadly was not helpful at all.
It rather makes me a lone wolf.
With a master in arrogance.
The only plus point I see for myself is that I can at least laugh about myself.
And I can always say: "Yeah, sure, that was bad, but I WAS DRUNK! You don't know me when I'm undrunk" Nobody does!!!"
"NOBODY!"
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I pass out every night with a drink in my hand. But I do not drop the glass or beer can! NEVER. My unconscious self pours the remaining contents on my pants at almost exactly 2:30 am, then I get up and go to bed. I do not take pride in wasting booze, don't get me wrong, but this is not the *conscious* wasting of booze...also, these are watered-down, melted-ice remnants or warm dregs I'm talking about. Anyhow, it's the not dropping the glass/can and the predictable dousing that counts here. It may not be a super-power, but it's a power nonetheless.
"Nossir. Even in my worst delirium I never interfered with the flow of traffic. I never drank any hair tonic, either."
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Well, by the super tight standarts this league holds... yes it`s absolutely a super power.Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:I pass out every night with a drink in my hand. But I do not drop the glass or beer can! NEVER. My unconscious self pours the remaining contents on my pants at almost exactly 2:30 am, then I get up and go to bed. I do not take pride in wasting booze, don't get me wrong, but this is not the *conscious* wasting of booze...also, these are watered-down, melted-ice remnants or warm dregs I'm talking about. Anyhow, it's the not dropping the glass/can and the predictable dousing that counts here. It may not be a super-power, but it's a power nonetheless.
A mega power would be if you subconsciously drank the can/glass empty while passed out.
Drink!
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Well despite all the BS, in my younger days bar hopped by car throughout West L.A. and Santa Monica down into the South Bay beach area bars and strip clubs and got very drunk and made it home. Well, until one night but we won't talk about that...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.