Well, here's my take.
I originally started on this forum back in '08 under a different handle. I was an angry Wall St. financial market IT pro that had been canned after 25yrs. My first encounter was after doing a search on malt liquor. That brought me to an article on the website of my drunkard dreams. I decided to vent on the forums and traffic was big. You could put up a thread that said 'cough... choke...rasp' and generate 10 pages of back and forth blather by dozens of users. I'm not kidding. I really rattled cages with my posts and criticized people for being so unawares of a criminal and fraudulent banking system but gained a strong following. This ruffled tail feathers. Needless to say, I got banned.
I came back under a different id but Pali found out. I convinced him that I didn't want to be that angry profile anymore and gave me a chance. I did my best to add content but it seems the traffic waned. Don't know what it was but I have a hunch. In '08 folks were drinking and losing their minds over a financial system that was about to collapse. Since then the economy and banking system has been propped up to look healthy hence web site visitor fall off. We have to wait for the next and fatal collapse to increase traffic.
The old saying is when times are good people drink and when times are bad people drink more.
how to raise the low the attendance here.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Lower cover charge, cheaper mixed drinks, less LushCity, more titties
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Ehhhh really?????ThirstyDrunk wrote:Lower cover charge, cheaper mixed drinks, less Screwball, more dicks
Lushy, yes the next crash will be horrible/funny. That`s why BF is set up in his bunker already
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Can we drink now...?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Of course, Frank Zappa - Titties and beerThirstyDrunk wrote:Lower cover charge, cheaper mixed drinks, less LushCity, more titties
https://youtu.be/WzzWEeiUf3Y
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I know for most that money is an issue. however, buy one shirt, or hat. When people ask send them here. Payday and Imma get both the fez and the afrika corps hats.
If you are on boards anywhere else? use the MDM url as your signature. Or add it to your emails. throw it around like it was money and you're at the strip club with your winnings.
If you are on boards anywhere else? use the MDM url as your signature. Or add it to your emails. throw it around like it was money and you're at the strip club with your winnings.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
A wise man once said, "post, post drunk, post drunk often"
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
people get pissed and come on here but not everyone can get pissed proper that often, simple
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As sad as it may be you speak true: one has to work a lot to after that enjoy long periods of getting drunk 24/7.gede wrote:people get pissed and come on here but not everyone can get pissed proper that often, simple
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Can we drink yet...?Mr Boozificator wrote:As sad as it may be you speak true: one has to work a lot to after that enjoy long periods of getting drunk 24/7.gede wrote:people get pissed and come on here but not everyone can get pissed proper that often, simple
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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yep, sorry for the buzz kill. cheers!
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
maybe we need a happy hour?
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please note that 1)nuts may or may not contain traces of nuts, 2)we do not claim responsibility for loss or injury due to the use of these nuts, please check for compatability before using. 3)Nuts are available as part of an ongoing promotion which we may end at any time without prior notice. 4)The nuts shall remain property of the establishment until payment for drinks has been received in full. 5)The nuts may be substituted for other snacks or legumes without prior notice. 5)Please note that the use of the nuts is limited entirely and without exception to paying drinkers and that this privelege may be withdrawn without argument at the discretion of the barman. 6)We take no responsibility for allergic reaction, choking, dislike of nuts or any other personal issue with nuts. Please check for compatability before taking up this offer. 7)Your statutory rights are not affected. 8)The nuts are a lie
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^^^ Nr. 4 just scared some new members away
Nr. 6 is great "dislike for nuts"
You should add Nr. 9) You can download your own nuts online now
Nr. 6 is great "dislike for nuts"
You should add Nr. 9) You can download your own nuts online now
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The problem is if you are on a no nonsense forum or email message that could spoil your credibility. Just sayin... That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...Bubblez wrote:I know for most that money is an issue. however, buy one shirt, or hat. When people ask send them here. Payday and Imma get both the fez and the afrika corps hats.
If you are on boards anywhere else? use the MDM url as your signature. Or add it to your emails. throw it around like it was money and you're at the strip club with your winnings.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.