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how to raise the low the attendance here.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
When guests are over always offer the soft tissue!mistah willies wrote:Ya know, mine came in a clear wrapper. But I'm proud to be a citizen of ModernDrunkard Island.Lush City wrote:...That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...
Drink!
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I get that, but I for one am not going to throw it out at any of the no-nonsense forums I am on, which are very, very far and few. Not saying make it part of your professional resume, just throw it out where you feel safe AND have like minded ( read: trashed or nearly so) people on the receiving end.Lush City wrote:The problem is if you are on a no nonsense forum or email message that could spoil your credibility. Just sayin... That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...Bubblez wrote:I know for most that money is an issue. however, buy one shirt, or hat.
Say it Loud!
I'm Drunk and I'm Plowed!
Or Proud!
Some shit like that!
Yeah!
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Like your mucous membrane?oettinger wrote: When guests are over always offer the soft tissue!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I think there is a Twitter page, not sure who runs it.Bubblez wrote:Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
It sounds like it`s FKR himself, it`s funny. I always forget about it though because I don`t use twitter. Thx for the reminderPatchez wrote:I think there is a Twitter page, not sure who runs it.Bubblez wrote:Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?
Drink!
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Found it. for those that are interested
Modern_Drunkard
@Modern_Drunkard
Modern_Drunkard
@Modern_Drunkard
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Well, there you have it. It takes new blood to see the new potentials. I say there has to be a larger presence in this direction. I don't do that social networking crap but if enough folks on this forum do then it could make a difference.Bubblez wrote:Found it. for those that are interested
Modern_Drunkard
@Modern_Drunkard
Someone needs to go through the archives and tell us all why there was such insane traffic in 2008 and today it's a trickle. I think it was the magazine and FKR that was doing the marketing back then. Tell me I'm wrong.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
You should win stuff by posting.
Seriously, though. FKR's Twitter page is really good. Not updated terribly often, but it always brings a smile to my face.
Seriously, though. FKR's Twitter page is really good. Not updated terribly often, but it always brings a smile to my face.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Yeah, well explain or you are just blowing smoke.oettinger wrote:You are wrong, just wrong
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Free booze!!!!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Naked Modern Drunkards (male) in Provacative Poses. That'll bring the ladies in. (and some boys, but, oh well...) As every bar manager knows, you drag in the girls, the boys follow.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I know it's you, Savage, but reading that and then looking over and seeing Lee Marvin, and the name Grumpy I laughed my beer out of my noseGrumpy wrote:Naked Modern Drunkards (male) in Provacative Poses. That'll bring the ladies in. (and some boys, but, oh well...) As every bar manager knows, you drag in the girls, the boys follow.
You should just run with this