how to raise the low the attendance here.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:00 pm

Lush City wrote:...That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...

Ya know, mine came in a clear wrapper. But I'm proud to be a citizen of ModernDrunkard Island.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:47 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Lush City wrote:...That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...
Ya know, mine came in a clear wrapper. But I'm proud to be a citizen of ModernDrunkard Island.

When guests are over always offer the soft tissue!

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:03 am

Lush City wrote:
Bubblez wrote:I know for most that money is an issue. however, buy one shirt, or hat.
The problem is if you are on a no nonsense forum or email message that could spoil your credibility. Just sayin... That's why the magazine is delivered to your door in a brown paper wrapper...

I get that, but I for one am not going to throw it out at any of the no-nonsense forums I am on, which are very, very far and few. Not saying make it part of your professional resume, just throw it out where you feel safe AND have like minded ( read: trashed or nearly so) people on the receiving end.

Say it Loud!
I'm Drunk and I'm Plowed!
Or Proud!
Some shit like that!
Yeah!

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:12 am

Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:15 am

oettinger wrote: When guests are over always offer the soft tissue!

Like your mucous membrane?

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:50 pm

Bubblez wrote:Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?

I think there is a Twitter page, not sure who runs it.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:56 am

Patchez wrote:
Bubblez wrote:Someone said something about other social media helping with the downfall. I am aware of the MDM facebook page. Might there be a Twitter/Instagram/ what the ever feeds, pages etc.? I mean does the magazine have a social media dude or dudette?
I think there is a Twitter page, not sure who runs it.

It sounds like it`s FKR himself, it`s funny. I always forget about it though because I don`t use twitter. Thx for the reminder

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:08 am

Found it. for those that are interested
Modern_Drunkard
@Modern_Drunkard

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:03 am

Bubblez wrote:Found it. for those that are interested
Modern_Drunkard
@Modern_Drunkard

Well, there you have it. It takes new blood to see the new potentials. I say there has to be a larger presence in this direction. I don't do that social networking crap but if enough folks on this forum do then it could make a difference.

Someone needs to go through the archives and tell us all why there was such insane traffic in 2008 and today it's a trickle. I think it was the magazine and FKR that was doing the marketing back then. Tell me I'm wrong.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 7:35 am

You are wrong, just wrong

Shane-O-Matic · Post by **Shane-O-Matic** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:56 am

You should win stuff by posting.

Seriously, though. FKR's Twitter page is really good. Not updated terribly often, but it always brings a smile to my face.

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:09 pm

oettinger wrote:You are wrong, just wrong

Yeah, well explain or you are just blowing smoke.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:24 pm

Free booze!!!!!

Grumpy · Post by **Grumpy** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:42 am

Naked Modern Drunkards (male) in Provacative Poses. That'll bring the ladies in. (and some boys, but, oh well...) As every bar manager knows, you drag in the girls, the boys follow.

Post by **mistah willies** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:18 pm

Grumpy wrote:Naked Modern Drunkards (male) in Provacative Poses. That'll bring the ladies in. (and some boys, but, oh well...) As every bar manager knows, you drag in the girls, the boys follow.

I know it's you, Savage, but reading that and then looking over and seeing Lee Marvin, and the name Grumpy I laughed my beer out of my nose

You should just run with this

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