According to these symptoms:
Could I have spread that disease?
IMPOSSIBLE!
I took an Aspirin every day so it's completely under control, dude!
Howdy! And how are you?!
I have in fact Ebola
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- Dale
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I have in fact Ebola
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
Re: I have in fact Ebola
The usual, little sleep and cold upping the pain on my fucked up shoulder. It's Friday so that diminishes all sorts of ailments to manageable levels.
- oldsmartskunk
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Re: I have in fact Ebola
Have you by any chance, came into a sexual contact with a rabid monkey?
- Lush City
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Re: I have in fact Ebola
Have you had what you thought was a fart and let it out only to find out it was a wet surprise in your shorts? If not, you don't have Ebola. There is a better chance that you are an old fart with a bad liver.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: I have in fact Ebola
mufucker bringin the infection into the pub wtf
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: I have in fact Ebola
Can you get Ebola over the web???
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: I have in fact Ebola
Wrap your keyboard and monitor with condoms and you should be just fine.Lush City wrote:Can you get Ebola over the web???
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice