To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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You're mama.
Cheers
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Yikes,
Careful what you cheers for, I guess
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Yikes,
Careful what you cheers for, I guess
You can cheer on my old mom instead.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
You can't afford my Mama.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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It's Sunday. I'm wholes up in the local sports bar with a glass of well bourbon. A tall Stone's Throw ale and I've got a dozen wings coming my way. Outside of the assholes that just rock up residence behind me I am escaping for an hour or two.
Escape. That's what I'm drinking to.

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to the ungrateful Bastard in my Beer Group. Two years running I have had a twat for a recipient. Last year a hipster beer snob who gave a snide one line comment, basically alluding to the fact that his taste in beer is far superior than the sender. Fucking Hipster douchebag swine.

This year there has so far been no mention. The package arrived this afternoon and a single post from said ungrateful fuck bucket showing a local beer and whatever ear torture vinyl, cause nothing says hipster fuck wattle like vinyl, the DIQ is listening to now.

So heres to the ungrateful may they lead self important, hollow , shitty lives. They fucking deserve it.


P.S. Thanks for letting me vent/end rant.
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Patchez wrote: Fucking Hipster douchebag swine.

This year there has so far been no mention. The package arrived this afternoon and a single post from said ungrateful fuck bucket showing a local beer and whatever ear torture vinyl, cause nothing says hipster fuck wattle like vinyl, the DIQ is listening to

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I'm raising a glass to Christmas and wishing you fabulous drunkards all the best.

cheers,

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Today is the 11th day of Yule.

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Well shit. Call me a sentimental old bastard if you will but I'm toasting the end of one year and the beginning of the new.
Had some low points this year. I'm drinking to the loved we've lost, but I do it in their honor and not in sorrow. I'll raise another round to all the good we've had. New jobs, new loves, new adventures. It ain't all bad and I'm drinking to the fact I've made it through it all.
Thanks for being here, Drunkards. You're a part of my life and I'm happy to claim ya as my own.

cheers

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Toasting to Palinka. Gonna miss the hell out of those Saturday Skypes.

Skal ta oss fassen.
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Bluto wrote:You sentimental old bastard
Agree on everything,
And also toasting to FKR for fixing this board up again!
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Pali, R.I. P.

I'm toasting the restoration of the registration server. I am now logged in and posting I will go!

It's time for another round.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I'm drinking to more drinking.

Cheers,

-Bluto
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