little known facts about Oettinger
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little known facts about Oettinger
He gets out of the shower to pee
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He only orders drinks with umbrellas in them
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He's a god he's a man he's a ghost he's a gu ru
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He considers is left profile his good side
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He donated his genitalia to that Norwegian seed bank thing
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: little known facts about Oettinger
It clearly wasn`t a donation and the Yakuza didn`t take an important part in it, especially over a silly thing like a Stroh-80 deal gone horribly wrong.ThirstyDrunk wrote:He donated his genitalia to that Norwegian seed bank thing
Otherwise, spot on!*
*what is a "shower"?
Drink!
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Very informative!
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
In the 80's he was T.V.'s Michael Knight.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He never wastes a drop.
Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He keeps six spare keyboards on hand in case of spillage.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He has sucked spillage from 5 keyboards in one night.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Patchez wrote:He has sucked spillage from 5 keyboards in one night.
...and woke up with YTREWQ
above his left eyebrow.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He loves getting stabbed in the leg.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He is a decent human being with reasonably high intellect. Unexpected? Definitely!
Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Who doesn't? Wait what...Constantin wrote:He loves getting stabbed in the leg.