#238 Fell off a wall and fucked up my shin . . . not sure how that resulted in me having no money in my wallet in the morning
#239 Stole a cowboy hat from a Cuban gaucho . . . gave it back to him when he asked me nicely
#240 hooked a 100 plus pound King Mackeral . . . lost it at the boat, BUT NOT BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK! IT WAS THE FUCKIN' GUIDE'S FAULT!
One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Aww shit I get it now . . . Andy Capp was my favorite cartoon as a kid . . . crazy wife beating drunk.Palinka wrote:Dear Booze wrote:Making love to an individual with a HANDicap adds character and commands respect.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Hehehe
Yes, always give the Gaucho his Sombrero back to him when he asks you politely
just guessing here
Never did this
Excellent
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Yes, always give the Gaucho his Sombrero back to him when he asks you politely
just guessing here
Never did this
Excellent
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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100 things you plan to do while drunk: steal a riot cops "sombrero"mistah willies wrote:Hehehe
Yes, always give the Gaucho his Sombrero back to him when he asks you politely
just guessing here
Never did this
Excellent
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#241 fell through a shelf and drunken-luckily (again, as always) missed my eye with the broken glass
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#242 evidently passing out in middle of a sentence is a thing that happened yesterday.
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#243 broke a door handle in the toilet. Was trying to break out of it for an hour. Finally door gave in. Along with the frame. My arms and legs are covered in bruises. Due to this unfortunate event i had to miss a skype session.
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#244 Got invited to my neighbors' house when I was already hammered. Proceeded to drink all of their booze, put a cigarette burn on their couch and keep them up until almost 6 in the morning by loudly slurring personal anecdotes at them. They haven't spoken to me since...
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Good one! If they didn't talk to you after that - they deserved it.hossthomas wrote:#244 Got invited to my neighbors' house when I was already hammered. Proceeded to drink all of their booze, put a cigarette burn on their couch and keep them up until almost 6 in the morning by loudly slurring personal anecdotes at them. They haven't spoken to me since...
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I broke a porcelain toilet seat in a hostel in Amsterdam. Still to this day I don't know how. I hid it behind the sink.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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A sound plan like that makes perfect sense. No one will find it there.Herman wrote:... I hid it behind the sink.
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I wouldn`t fore sure. I would in fact only notice during the act of throwing up on my third bottle of JeneverDear Booze wrote:A sound plan like that makes perfect sense. No one will find it there.Herman wrote:... I hid it behind the sink.
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#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.
She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
True story.
She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
True story.
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Some girls are so uptight.mistah willies wrote:#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.
She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
True story.
I hope you reminded her that she was "damaged goods" and she should appreciate the attention... and maybe something about her "drinking for two."
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A real man always takes pregnant woman for chubby. A fine deed old chap. You did miss a perfect come back one liner: "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"mistah willies wrote:#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.
She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
True story.
"Imagine what my penis will do him. Probably rob him of his virginity before birth"
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oldsmartskunk wrote: A real man always takes pregnant woman for chubby. A fine deed old chap. You did miss a perfect come back one liner: "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
"Imagine what my penis will do him. Probably rob him of his virginity before birth"
#247 Got nose pregnant from nose rum while reading that. That's messed up imagery there dude.
Wouldn't have it any other way