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Re: The 1%

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I'm hearing there are low information booze buyers getting in your way?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:I'm hearing there are low information booze buyers getting in your way?
It`s remarkable that you are part of the elite (the one that disgusts you that much) and mankinds last hope just by being alive at the same time as your contemporaries. But you don`t bother having any offspring and just watch the sinking ship with a drink in hand. The only bandaid you have for earth is your early passing through an overdose.
But who cares anyhow?! The sun will explode sooner or later and I start to sound like Lady Savage albeit being totally fine.

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Re: The 1%

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1% point of not getting drunk even if you try hard.

Are you familar with that barrier? I got loaded for two days now, but for some inexplainable reason I can have one vodka after another and barely feel any effect. I need to try harder I guess
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Re: The 1%

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Crap! This turned into a really raunchy thread. It's because of the 1% of drunkards that are beyond communication. They are simply on their own and no one can touch them. What a bizarre experience. Drink on and crash and burn!
As always, you can all kiss my ass!
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1% Tetanus shot
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Re: The 1%

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1% um hot
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Re: The 1%

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So, WTF? The 1% want you dead but before that they want all your wealth. So, wake the fuck up Bernie Sanders voters.
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1% totally out of the ordinary Lush City post
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Re: The 1%

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1% BRAWNDO... The Thirst Mutilator!
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Re: The 1%

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I'm proud to say I'm more intoxicated than you and therefore more fucked up than you and that makes me the best arbiter of common sense. That puts me in the top 1% ... maybe not. Good nite all from West coast paradise...
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Re: The 1%

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Cool
1% wet coat parasites
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Fuck you FUCKIN FUCKS. I Laugh Out Loud.
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Soorry Thirsty.
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Re: The 1%

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This is what the 1% are working on. There is a false flag terror event warning for Apr. 19
Read about it here if you got the nerve http://allnewspipeline.com/FBI_Warning_ ... c_Grid.php
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Re: The 1%

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1% arcing ropes of jism.
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