New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

[mistah willies]

Hey, welcome back to this safe port Mister Priapus. Sometimes, I stay up for more than four of five hours, but I never turn purple and fall off.

Stick around for awhile.

I'll take whatever you offer that is free, as long as there is alcohol inside it. Preferably, a bottle of black rum.

Cheers!

[skaphataria]

Hello all.... found this board by a search of "gatorade + rum", my current favorite. A welcome find to say the least! :) Thank you for showing me I'm not alone! :)

[Mr. Viking]

that sounds like a worthy concoction. Welcome. I'll have a gatorade and rum please. A Gatorum

[mistah willies]

Heck, I'd try that out

[emperorawesome]

Got locked out of my old account due to my being a bum and not logging in for literally years. I lost my post count, that's a bummer, but just to avoid confusion, since I feel like it's a tricky mental leap to make: my name is emperorawesome rather than emperor awesome now. I'll post more consistently, I can assure you.

[oettinger]

Got locked out of my old account due to my being a bum and not logging in for literally years. I lost my post count, that's a bummer, but just to avoid confusion, since I feel like it's a tricky mental leap to make: my name is emperorawesome rather than emperor awesome now. I'll post more consistently, I can assure you.

Welcome back.
I will surely read your lenghty comeback post in Drinking Stories when I got the time for it!

[Emperor Awesome]

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Got the account sorted out now.

I'd hate to ruin your link.

[peetie44]

hello, my name is Wingman....

Thought you got banned for lack of drinking and living in the ATL?
{;^)>

[peetie44]

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Got the account sorted out now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

[Emperor Awesome]

Hahahahahahaha thank you peetie, I couldn't imagine a better welcome.

[EthelredtheUnsteady]

There's a play called "Eighteen Centuries in Drink" by Bill Prothero where chummy scumbag Dick Bedscodge is corrupting the innocent boy Tum into seducing a local tart by plying her with drink instead of poetry...which of course works. You then meet the inveterate drunkard Tum after a few years, drinking in a pub with Dick and notable swindler Taf Reknaw. Tum has become a man - a man he was never supposed to be. He swapped his stupid poetry with the manly lifestyle choice of drinking, he won the girl of his dreams and his drinking buddies sing a shanty in his honour. The moral of the story is...drinking is good for you.

I'm still at work and that killed a few minutes. Thank you Forum.

I'm off to the pub in 15.

EtU.

[Lush City]

Welcome ETU! You must be related to Woody Allen from what I gathered by your opening screed.
All the best. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often. You too will become famous!

[RadioDrinkingGame]

Hello, boys

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; and reach to your neighbor on the left side. The other guy on your right side will reach to your man parts.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.

[oettinger]

Hello, boys and girls.

I stumbled across your glorious community this morning and thought it the perfect place to let people know of a drinking game I created. If you don't appreciate a good drinking game here, where will anyone do so?

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; choose a radio station you're all familiar with; draft songs you think will play on that station. When one of your songs plays you get points and have other players finish their beer before the song ends. If they do, they get a point. If not, they go to Purgatory. Most points at the end of the game wins.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.

Draft Songs. Drink Beer. Avoid Purgatory.

New to the board? Then outroduce yourself here, well done.

Jeez are bots becoming more and more stupid these days???

[Patchez]

If you need a game to get interested in drinking you came to the wrong chat boards.