TRUE CONFESSIONS
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I'm attracted to female meteorologists employed with third tier network affiliates.
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- oldsmartskunk
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I've been in bad kind of threesome (in my humble opinion there are no good threesomes). Me,booze and fat girls never mixed well. But put the whale aside and i'm golden!
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I'm a sexy mother fucker!
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I'm Thirsty all the time, but not as tall.
Sometimes, I have to also take care of business. Don't tell nayone
Sometimes, I have to also take care of business. Don't tell nayone
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I have to watch what I say and how I say it at work. This is not in any sense about being "too blue" but more about being too polysyllabic.
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- Badfellow
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
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- oldsmartskunk
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A real man. Why else would we have kids?Badfellow wrote:I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
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I don't have kids.oldsmartskunk wrote:A real man. Why else would we have kids?Badfellow wrote:I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
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I'm nearly peeing my pants in anticipation of the fun over the next two days. Beer. Bourbon. BBQ.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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- ThirstyDrunk
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I have laughed at every fart I've ever heard.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Two Hearted
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Wah Wah....Give 'er down....douche
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- ThirstyDrunk
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I respect tradition so much that I only get operated on by my barber.
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And your dentist will do your wedding, funeral and wifeThirstyDrunk wrote:I respect tradition so much that I only get operated on by my barber.
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- Mr. Viking
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I have a civilization problem
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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We know, but rude confessions are admitted in the other threadMr. Viking wrote:I have a civilization problem
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