Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
So anything on this evening? I'm torn between half free pints of my regular place and this. I'm certain entertainment section will be the game changer here.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
the best lavatories in the county: shit takers bar and grill
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PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
-the Management
All acts for tonight have been canceled due to overflow of raw sewage onto the dance floor.
We hope to have our fire insurance paid in full by tomorrow!
Bar still open for service. Any port in a shit storm, eh?
---Wed. Drink Specials---
*Captain Gakk's Spiced Rum...................... $2.00
*Old Jaundicemaker................................$2.00
*Long Onion Iced Tea..............................$3.50
*Diet Root Beer Schnapps.........................$1.50
-the Management
All acts for tonight have been canceled due to overflow of raw sewage onto the dance floor.
We hope to have our fire insurance paid in full by tomorrow!
Bar still open for service. Any port in a shit storm, eh?
---Wed. Drink Specials---
*Captain Gakk's Spiced Rum...................... $2.00
*Old Jaundicemaker................................$2.00
*Long Onion Iced Tea..............................$3.50
*Diet Root Beer Schnapps.........................$1.50
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can you confirm that squalorman has been removed form the rota of door staff?
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Ah, you mean Chef Wolfgang Squalormann?
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Wow I don't think I've ever been in a bar I would shit in. I'll have a double Rock N Rye and seven Carlings.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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You know...
They burn all that old money out in the desert. In a hole. Right?
They burn all that old money out in the desert. In a hole. Right?
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Down these streets the fools rule
There's no freedom or self respect,
A knife's point or a trip to the joint
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They kill people here who stand up for their rights,
The system's just too damned corrupt
It's always the same, the name of the game
Is who do you know higher up.
Down these streets the fools rule
There's no freedom or self respect,
A knife's point or a trip to the joint
Is about all you can expect.
They kill people here who stand up for their rights,
The system's just too damned corrupt
It's always the same, the name of the game
Is who do you know higher up.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Puking is still a-ok, right?Badfellow wrote:PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
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Reminds me of that bar in Germany where the urinals were just stainless steel buckets with a huge hole connected to a huge pipe at the bottom. Loved peeing there and those things never got clogged nor smelly. According to the house mistress they cost a fortune though.Bur wrote:Puking is still a-ok, right?Badfellow wrote:PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
"Sometimes, you got no choice." -Pope Francis I, when posed with the same conundrum.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Wow I don't think I've ever been in a bar I would shit in. I'll have a double Rock N Rye and seven Carlings.
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Nah man, never shit in the bar, that's what the parking lot is for
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Fixed that for ya.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Nah man, never shit in the bar, that's what track pants and adult diapers are for
Here pally, have a Redd's Pruno Ale on the house.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Diaper and track pants. I may be on to something. In th mean time can I get a Beam and caffeine free diet cherry Shasta.
And also I shit in the urinal. So sorry. Cheers.
And also I shit in the urinal. So sorry. Cheers.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Damn, and the fool I am ate the cake instead of brushing my teethThirstyDrunk wrote:Diaper and track pants. I may be on to something. In th mean time can I get a Beam and caffeine free diet cherry Shasta.
And also I shit in the urinal. So sorry. Cheers.
Drink!