I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!
Learn something every day
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- Dale
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Re: Learn something every day
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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And I thought all the time that I`m more of a Siegfried. Thanks a lot, I just learned something.Dale wrote:I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned when this happens I'm looking at the mirror behind the bar.Dale wrote:I learned that nonetheless the amount of booze you had you'll always see someone in a bar who seems more drunk.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Learn something every day
Or about to erase him from staring back at me, up form the toilet bowlPatchez wrote:I learned when this happens I'm looking at the mirror behind the bar.Dale wrote:I learned that nonetheless the amount of booze you had you'll always see someone in a bar who seems more drunk.
- oldsmartskunk
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You can seduce a woman by showing her your penis while wearing dinosaur costume. Booze and good ideas!
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You learned that by trying really hard for six months now.oldsmartskunk wrote:You can seduce a woman by showing her your penis while wearing dinosaur costume. Booze and good ideas!
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned that if you drink long enough into the night, you will pass out. Black Out Island has been beached! ZZZzzzzz...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- ThirstyDrunk
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I learned today that some women think "Brazilian" means rain forest. I corrected her.
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Re: Learn something every day
How you can forget your little amazonas fauna is beyond me! Did you just learn it or looked it up again while drunk-pic-searching "brazil sauna fortune"?ThirstyDrunk wrote:I learned today that some women think "Brazilian" means rain forest. I corrected her.
http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Yourself-a-Brazilian-Wax
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Never slap a man while he's chewing tobacco.
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I learned today I'm better off alone and drunk.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Forget something every night.
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned you can fix a chipped tooth with superglue and rum.
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when it breaks (it will) use epoxy resin. It doesn't taste as good as superglue but it's more flexible and it comes in two tubes so it has to be betterBadfellow wrote:I learned you can fix a chipped tooth with superglue and rum.
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Learn something every day
HA! ze tigas! A dear friend of mine has a funny and similar imitation.Dale wrote:I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!
Roy as a child: Papa I vant a vhite tiga!
Roy's Father: No little Roy you can't have a vhite tiga!
Roy: But Papa! I vant a vhite tiga vite now!
Roy's Father: No Roy. Ze vite tiga will eat you up!
I think from Roy's story if we hadn't known already, today we learned to not put our heads anywhere near the maws of wild animals.
Okole maluna!