Every penny counts. I'm not just talking bottom shelf swill by the bucket load though that helps get a stash off the ground.
I'm talking about doing your homework and checking out the liquor store flyers , better yet get yourself on the mailing list of your favorite candy stores. you get the heads up on sales and sometimes even coupons.This will help you plan your payday assault. Now you can grab you some higher end stuff and if done right still use your savings for some bottom shelf swill.
Good luck and happy hunting.
Sale
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Success.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
I see double already in the morning? Good job there Patchez.
Sadly there`s no such thing like a mailing list at my local candy store. They probably think it is useless to tell me they got more vodka, I damn hope so!
Do they also hand out "free" glasware to go with overpriced bottles in the US? Some people just can`t resist a brown forman tumbler for drunk`s sake.
*Also, it is a little known fact that Kirkland Brand Signature Vodka as sold by Costco is repackaged Grey Goose. Same vodka, just without the pretty bottle and 50% markup.
I had two coupons so I HAD to get two bottles. Isn't that the way it works?
Or however many coupons they might limit you to using.
Once upon a time, I picked up several cases of Stoli handles with $5 off coupons and an additional 10% case discount at the register. That was during strawberry season, and man did I get shit-eyed drunk making infusions with those ripe beauties.
Speaking of mailing lists I got a direct email from my candy store south of the border, MD, that my American Pharoh bottle of MM was in. On May 11th. Found it in my spam mail. Today. Fuck me I hope they still have it.
I know... marketing ploy.... I love the horses.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
You know, the only coupons I get are for revisiting casinos I've been to, that have hosted the conferences. I'll never be back, because we always get kicked out for bad behavior.
However, I'm going to seek a glass of kraken now. Hopefully I get home, my friend
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
I got a coupon for £1 off some beer for buying some timber. Sadly it's only valid on 4 can packs of carlsberg (watered down to 3.8%abv "to suit British tastes"). Ah well, beggars can't be choosers
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
also, I was thinking, wow these guys are loaded, this isn't much less than I pay for kraken. Then i realised 1.75l, a size they aren't confident enough to sell in the UK
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Another fine source is CVS, RiteAids and Walgreen's, if they are allowed to sell liquor in your state or Commonwealth. They are so allowed, here, and while they don't have the best selection, what they do have is usually the cheapest around and in the largest quantities. I used to get the 3L jugs of Rossi for 12 bones US. Also, they all have coupons in the paper/advertised sales.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
Frankennietzsche wrote:Another fine source is CVS, RiteAids and Walgreen's, if they are allowed to sell liquor in your state or Commonwealth. They are so allowed, here, and while they don't have the best selection, what they do have is usually the cheapest around and in the largest quantities. I used to get the 3L jugs of Rossi for 12 bones US. Also, they all have coupons in the paper/advertised sales.
Ah you Sir are lucky. Our Commonwealth is still in the bootlegging business. State run liquor stores. Draconian dark ages.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
