NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

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NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:16 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:34 pm

Glorious Leader Badfellow will not like this talk of other leaders.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:29 am

Imagine this is all made up and in fact North Korea is heaven on earth.
Yeah right, since Kim Jong became Ill it was never the same whahahahahahahahaha
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 04, 2016 11:57 am

Hey man, I partied with Kim Jong-nam at Lollapalooza '93 in Alpine Valley.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:02 pm

Badfellow wrote:Hey man, I partied with Kim Jong-nam at Lollapalooza '93 in Alpine Valley.
Did you party gluten free or not?
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:19 pm

oettinger wrote: Did you party gluten free or not?
I don't believe in gluten free. Or glutton free for that matter.

Besides, most North Koreans eat tree bark.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:13 pm

Gluten south east west north don`t give a rats ass
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:31 pm

The Smashing Pumpkins performed this one by special request before Kimmy-nam wigged out on some bad brown blotter (North Korean bath salts) and started throwing clumps of sod at the band.

THE LEADER IS GOOD!
THE LEADER IS GREAT!
HE SHITS RAINBOWS AND CREATED THE WORLD,
IS YOUR ELECTRICITY WORKING, COMRADE?
HE NUKES THE IMPERIALIST YANKEES WITH HIS MASSIVE WANG
POLISH HIS PORTRAIT
HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN CHE GUEVARA
FUCK I'M HUNGRY, NO MORE RICE
EVERYTHING IS GREAT!
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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:22 pm

I hear they hangover free alcohol!

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:28 am

This was in the News of the Weird (and I read it somewhere else, too): There is an annual migration of some type of vulture that flies from china through the Koreas, usually making stops in each on their way somewhere else. This year, they flew over North Korea and went straight to the Republic of. Apparently there hasn't been enough carrion in the norht lately.

My understanding of this is that because of the benevolence of the Leader of all Haircuts, there is no death in DPRK!
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Post by mistah willies » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:12 am

Glorious Leader has put on 90 lbs. It's all hair products, certainly. Does this make him a commie pig?

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:24 pm

Glorious Leader wrote:"We once again warn the enemies that it is the steadfast will of the Korean People's Army to make merciless retaliatory strikes to reduce South Korea to a sea of flames and debris once an order is issued,"
"The U.S. is wholly to blame for the ensuing unpleasant things happening in the bilateral times."
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:49 am

Go watch that movie Riki-O (sometimes called Story of Ricky). That fat son of the prison`s leader eerily reminds me of Kim junior
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:05 pm

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CAPITALIST, COUNTER-JOCHU AMERICANPIGDOGSLAVE MOVIE! WE ONLY WANT TRUE MOVIES ABOUT THE CHUBBY LEADER.
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:57 pm

Called by a Korean name, it usually translated as Death-worship, but perhaps it is better rendered in state speak as 'Obliteration of the Self'".
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