- I`ll fix the dawmn faucet that keeps me awake
- stop this intake/outake stupidity mammals deal with every morning on the toilet
- make boobs 10% larger
- your dick 10% stinkier
- make Poncherello and John Baker kiss atleast once during every episode of Chips
- Alcohol by volume 10% higher
Next time I`m god again
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Next time I`m god again
Drink!
- Mr. Viking
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Re: Next time I`m god again
- legalize the weed
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- mistah willies
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Re: Next time I`m god again
Legalize Bacchus
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Re: Next time I`m god again
Dear God,
Please let the Muslims know it's okay to drink.
Please let the Muslims know it's okay to drink.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Next time I`m god again
Hey Lush, fancy new account?Badfellow wrote:Dear God,
Please let the Muslims know it's okay to drink.
Most of em know and don`t give a shit. They even eat porc.
We got a lot of tenants from various muslim countries, obeying to different gods.
They are all cool.
Next time I`m god again I`ll supply those idiots claiming my gay name for crime with lesbian hell.
"Don`t mistake stupidity for religion."
A remarkably still undrunk Jesus shouted to the belated bar-crowd
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Re: Next time I`m god again
I've been teaching some local Somalis fresh off the boat the ins and outs of drinking at the bar... with mixed success.oettinger wrote: Most of em know and don`t give a shit. They even eat porc.
We got a lot of tenants from various muslim countries, obeying to different gods.
They are all cool.
They love beer, but hard liquor (whiskey especially) scares the shit out of them.
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