I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.Badfellow wrote:As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".
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Ahhh. Reminds me of my youth.Lush City wrote:I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.Badfellow wrote:As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".
I drink black ink because it reminds me of the squids that would get into the kitchen of the lobster traps, and when we pulled the lines, it was an ungodly mess of pure joy.
Ring that bell, Pavlov.
You know, people come up to me all the time and they say that I have very large lobsters.
I can't deny, but you should see my crabs.
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Brine and oil, childhood memories. I love that smell also. My parents always took us little children to northern african countries, all of the mediterranean countries and islands basically, in a camper riding ferries.Lush City wrote:I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.Badfellow wrote:As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".
So Trump thinks Belgium is a nice town? And our media is making fun of him.
Ask german politicans what`s the difference between Minnesota and Minneapolis and you get a big pile of nothing.
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Give booze to people, the`ll spend more money than eva! And more than they have.
Is this socialiszmcz?
Is this socialiszmcz?
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Weapon's Tester job is mine cause I made a potato gun once. It worked too.
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Hair spray propellant with electric spark ignition? I loves me a good spud cannon.Patchez wrote:Weapon's Tester job is mine cause I made a potato gun once. It worked too.
I knew a guy that killed a wild turkey with a potato gun. Lucky shot. He ended up doing some jail time and paying fines to the DNR because, of course, he bragged about it to every living soul at the local town bar. As you might guess, he was kind of a dumb ass. His potato gun engineering skills, however, were second to none.
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Yes and yes. 3" by 2' rear chamber necked down to a 1 1/2" 4 foot barrel. got some real velocity out of that puppy.
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I made a potato gun once. Talk to me when you make one that uses potatos as the propellant AND projectile.
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American Potato Sniper. Hope you had a good scope and a muzzle brake.Patchez wrote:Yes and yes. 3" by 2' rear chamber necked down to a 1 1/2" 4 foot barrel. got some real velocity out of that puppy.
Acetylene Impregnated Potato Projectile (AIPP-shit)ThurstonDrunk wrote:I made a potato gun once. Talk to me when you make one that uses potatos as the propellant AND projectile.
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People tell me, Donald Trump, he doesn't shoot potatoes. He shoot people on his own private game reserve in the Putin Oblast of Crackistan.
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My ass turns into one huge cannon every sunday morning. Load with coffee fuse with cigarette: BOOM
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Sanctuary cities are just a wonderful place for Mexican fugitives and desperadoes and just some plain crazy assholes can hole up. You know, where would you go if you were on the lam from Mexican cartels or ferderales? Just making it real.
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I thought they were one in the same.Lush City wrote: You know, where would you go if you were on the lam from Mexican cartels or ferderales?
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There was good drinking during the Republican debates. There will be even better drinking during the presidential debates. I impatiently await them.