New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
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- Souse
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Here's another version of the introduction: The stranger taps the mic and announces, "My house is surrounded by four-leaf clovers," to thunderous applause and the suggestion, unanimously seconded, that everyone buy him a drink...
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Hello new board memberprodigalson wrote:Here's another version of the introduction: The stranger taps the mic and announces, "My house is surrounded by four-leaf clovers," to thunderous applause and the suggestion, unanimously seconded, that everyone buy him a drink...
Would like to remind you that everything you post is being recorded. Anything you post can and will be held against you. Don't let the smiling welcomers fool you. Some of them are CIA and NSA plants. Be on your guard.
Anyway, deal with it and here's looking at you! Cheers you big booze sponges!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Indeed!Lush City wrote:Hello new board memberprodigalson wrote:Here's another version of the introduction: The stranger taps the mic and announces, "My house is surrounded by four-leaf clovers," to thunderous applause and the suggestion, unanimously seconded, that everyone buy him a drink...
Would like to remind you that everything you post is being recorded. Anything you post can and will be held against you. Don't let the smiling welcomers fool you. Some of them are CIA and NSA plants. Be on your guard.
Anyway, deal with it and here's looking at you! Cheers you big booze sponges!
Also, the only way to inoculate against space diseases form the illegal aliens is chemo therapy.
Ethylene-based. And, were not taking about corn-squeezin's for your fuel tank.
prodigalson, all are welcome here, as long as we agreed to DRINK! and also talk about it. And space aliens.
We're a tight group. Hey, I made a funny! Yay!
*handclaps selfie*
Drink. It protects. TM
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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- Inebriate Savant
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They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Meh, yawning over past days of glory is pointless, it is better to find new heights I find.givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
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I thought you were dead. Congratulations on your new found burst of lifegivemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
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Wow, dude I've been wondering about you. I thought you self destructed having DT's. Glad you are back. Hope you enjoy your drinking!givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
I'm new. Been meaning to register for a bit now. Generally, six Rolling Rocks after work keep me sane. Never less than six, though sometimes with a glass of Cabernet between the third and fourth, and one more glass after the sixth.
I'm not always sad when I'm undrunk, but I'm definitely never sad when I'm drinking.
I'm not always sad when I'm undrunk, but I'm definitely never sad when I'm drinking.
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Welcome to the boards.
As the old saying goes: "Post drunk, post often. Post drunk often." And by tradition, the newcomer buys the board a round of drinks. I'll have 12 oz. of Bulleit Rye served in an erlenmeyer flask with a chip of dry ice, please.
As the old saying goes: "Post drunk, post often. Post drunk often." And by tradition, the newcomer buys the board a round of drinks. I'll have 12 oz. of Bulleit Rye served in an erlenmeyer flask with a chip of dry ice, please.
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Indeed. Welcome here Mack.
I'll have whatever you're having, but a double. That way, it looks like four.
and the floor.
Cheers mate
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I'll have whatever you're having, but a double. That way, it looks like four.
and the floor.
Cheers mate
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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- Super Drunkard
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Not new but is has been many years.
I used to converse a lot with Sargent, Tink, Grouchy, and Palinka.
This was like 2003-06. Since then I have had 3 kids and had to take some time off from the island.
Just wanted to check in.
I used to converse a lot with Sargent, Tink, Grouchy, and Palinka.
This was like 2003-06. Since then I have had 3 kids and had to take some time off from the island.
Just wanted to check in.
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Indeed, check in more often. Make 122 posts and folks will buy YOU a drink!
All I have is this cheap beer and black rum, but you're quite welcome to chug for free.
amen
All I have is this cheap beer and black rum, but you're quite welcome to chug for free.
amen
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Always good to see original drunks returning.
And reminding me again why to have no children.
Thank you and cheers.
Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
And reminding me again why to have no children.
Thank you and cheers.
Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
This thread is for newcomers. Quit polluting this thread with your sick commentaries so they will think this is a great club to belong. There are more advanced threads where you can let it all hang out. Don't take this as a personal affront. Just trying to make a point.oettinger wrote:Always good to see original drunks returning.
And reminding me again why to have no children.
Thank you and cheers.
Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Donald J. Drunk
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I just want to welcome all of you to America. I simply hope you have gone through all the appropriate steps so that you are here legally.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.