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And, I quote the Butthole Surfers here...
There's a time to fuck, and a time to crave, the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!!!
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You know, the cossack industry makes the best tin foil hats. Trust me on this. However, do not put an even number of creases in the material. Odd is best. It does not resonate the frecuencia of the aliens in Mexico who blast their anger at us with their adobe technology.

Always remember: everyone in the world who is not 'Murrican is a damned alien.

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Oh shit, according to scientists Mary was no virgin but cancer
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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They will pass a lot of otherwise unfavorable laws during an international soccer event like this coming weeks.

"blah blah, germany won 1-0 over XY blah blah,


oh and we declared war on china"


Gets lost every time. Riding the wave of nationalistm they always pull this crab.


I rather drink and keep one eye closed while the other is already passed out. I am watching you!
I pretend to being drunk when in fact I am super loaded, that should scare them to death....!!!!!
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oettinger wrote: I pretend to being drunk when in fact I am super loaded, that should scare them to death....!!!!!
This is going to cause a run on vodka flavored with lemon juice. Russia and California will go dry for these ingredients.

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This just in: Pokemon Go is a part of a vast government conspiracy! A conspiracy to do what is still being determined, but I have it from some very reputable sources that have alerted me to this dastardly plot against the nations children (and sad nerdly adults.) I think that the Pope and Colonel Sanders are behind it.
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Did you see Colonel Sanders in his recent television ad campaign? He was tanned with his collar unbuttoned, and he looked like he had been drinking, coming down the stairs from visiting that whore provided by Tyson Chicken. Tsk, tsk.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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127 years old Hitler in for second term.
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Osama bin Obama has nearly five score days to turn this nation into a gay-loving muslim socialist caliphate where everyone gets mandatory abortions and gender reassignments. Best git crackin'!
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Osama bin Obama has nearly five score days to turn this nation into a gay-loving muslim socialist caliphate where everyone gets mandatory abortions and gender reassignments. Best git crackin'!
Hey Lush, how ya doing?

Funny note to consider: When the Allies allowed western germany to become a human shield agai... no ahem become sovereign ag...
no wait, elect a chancelor again, they didn`t plan on him or her serving for more than two terms. But Nazi asses the germans are, we invented the president, who has nothing to say and is just there for decoration and waste of tax-money. That fucker is only allowed two terms, and the allies brought it for some reason. That means probably Merkel into eternity.

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With the UK skipping out on the EU, Germany is definitely the major player. Merkel has taken over the Illuminati from the Queen. It's back to Bavaria, where it started in 1776. At least, that is where and when they want you to think it started.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Here's one that I just discovered: did you know that if you use bold and/or itallic in your search bar, you will get completely different search results. It's how the NSA searches for your histories. FACT.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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