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I banged your mom
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- mistah willies
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Damn. I was saving her for myself
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Gin and tonic sounds about right after I finish this pan of coffee.
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A lovely frying pan of coffee. Me? I tend to spoil the skillet on me suit and tie.olie Murphy wrote:Gin and tonic sounds about right after I finish this pan of coffee.
But, yes. Please participate more. There's a good chap!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Hi,
New member.
I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.
Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...
I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
Sláinte mhath!
New member.
I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.
Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...
I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
Sláinte mhath!
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
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Haio.
Just woke from a power nap on patio. Where am I?
Just woke from a power nap on patio. Where am I?
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Welcome Paninaro,
never forget: Post drunk, post often, post often drunk.
New one buys, I`ll have some of that Laphroaig and a double vodka lemon please
never forget: Post drunk, post often, post often drunk.
New one buys, I`ll have some of that Laphroaig and a double vodka lemon please
Drink!
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You might then consider picking up a bartender gig at Shit Talkers Bar & Grill.Paninaro wrote: I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
Welcome to the boards.
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Welcome aboard Paninaro. Enjoy the madness and drink all Islays.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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For those of us who don't read previous pages (due to busy lives/ laziness/ don't know how/ being properly inebriated)
this is a really good way to introduce yourself into the pub.
Well met, young sailor. Welcome aboard.
Thank ye for the shot of black rum. What'llyahave? On the house
By the way, which of the 12 continents offered the best opportunities for your stories of drunkenness?
Thirsty souls inquire...
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this is a really good way to introduce yourself into the pub.
Well met, young sailor. Welcome aboard.
Paninaro wrote:Hi,
New member.
I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.
Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...
I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
Sláinte mhath!
Thank ye for the shot of black rum. What'llyahave? On the house
By the way, which of the 12 continents offered the best opportunities for your stories of drunkenness?
Thirsty souls inquire...
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Either Gondwana or Atlantis were my favourite continents for drunken shit talking.mistah willies wrote:For those of us who don't read previous pages (due to busy lives/ laziness/ don't know how/ being properly inebriated)
this is a really good way to introduce yourself into the pub.
Well met, young sailor. Welcome aboard.
Paninaro wrote:Hi,
New member.
I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.
Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...
I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
Sláinte mhath!
Thank ye for the shot of black rum. What'llyahave? On the house
By the way, which of the 12 continents offered the best opportunities for your stories of drunkenness?
Thirsty souls inquire...
.
Thanks for the kind welcome, chaps.
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
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Bur wrote:Haio.
Just woke from a power nap on patio. Where am I?
By God, I once was woken from a power nap by a 7.0 earthquake. if you don't think that's a quick way to get your shit together, you really have to try it.
I'll post the story sometime...
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Paniaro and prodigalson; welcome. As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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I`ll have what that drunk guy got his family away with,GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Paniaro and prodigalson; welcome. As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.
double
Drink!
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GraveyardShiftChuck wrote: As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.
Me also, I like that.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought