Wild Turkey Bourbon: Matthew McConaughey Short Film
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Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
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Frankennietzsche
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Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
Look! When he sold it to Campari he got a free ashtray!
Drink!
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ThirstyDrunk
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I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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You probably also would become a spokesperson for and daily drinker of methanol if offered the jobThirstyDrunk wrote:I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
Drink!
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AntonArkydivich
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Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
Shut, I'd be the face of Seagrams vo, or even Canadian Mist. Don't want money, just let me take a bath in it.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
I thought he was just gonna come out and say "Wild Turkey is all right, all right, all right."
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
"That's what I like about this blended whiskey; I get older, it stays the same age"
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
He does Lincoln ads and eats sushi with his dogs.
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That would've been brilliant. How can they miss out on such an easy plug is beyond me.Patchez wrote:I thought he was just gonna come out and say "Wild Turkey is all right, all right, all right."
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GraveyardShiftChuck
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Well, at least it wasn't another vodka ad.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey
He should be in ads for Lone Star beer and Camel 100's
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. "Frankennietzsche wrote:He should be in ads for Lone Star beer and Camel 100's
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I love to have a guy by me a drink then I get Tukey and coke. If I buy its Jack and coke. I drink a lot of turkey :)
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
