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HULKREALLYSMASHED!! wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Crystal wrote:That's not camping. Camping is sleeping in a tent, bringing your own booze and beer, drinking all day in the sun, playing cards, listening to the radio, going to the lake, going for a hike....

You are all too pampered.
and a fire. Don't forget the FIRE!
and the knife fight.

It aint a camping trip with the Screwball clan unless there is at least one knife fight.
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Crystal wrote:That's not camping. Camping is sleeping in a tent, bringing your own booze and beer, drinking all day in the sun, playing cards, listening to the radio, going to the lake, going for a hike....

You are all too pampered.
Agreed.

Resorts ? Too many rules. I remember staying at a camping resort called Shenandoah Acres, truly a terrible mistake.

Un-scenic, set in a dust bowl of scrub oak next to an old brickclay pit, it had to be the worst camping experience I ever had. We pitched our tents in the middle of an R.V. encampment and were under the constant scrutiny of some staff Toad on a golfcart. I almost smashed my friend's portable television set into a picnic table.

Deep in the woods one can hoot, howl, hollar and piss on such rules while reverting back into a more primitive mindset.

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Resident Asshole wrote:Let's do it! It's time for camping! I hate my town and I'm ready to get out. I'll drive my damn motorcycle anywhere within 6 hours of central Michigan. Just have the Makers ready when I get there please.
Put these wheels in motion, Sir.
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Little late for motorcycle season. However, once spring hits, I'm down.
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Now it's spring

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If you are going to Georgia then i'm with ya !

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