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I always intermittently say "boop" while using them to try and make the assistant think I'm stealing. Or maybe just stupid
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Mr. Viking wrote:I always intermittently say "boop" while using them to try and make the assistant think I'm stealing. Or maybe just stupid
Can you also make the "peep" at airports metal detectors?
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Mr. Viking wrote:I always intermittently say "boop" while using them to try and make the assistant think I'm stealing. Or maybe just stupid
Can you also make the "peep" at airports metal detectors?
Wow, he's like the white British version of the guy from Police Academy, Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment, Police Academy 3: Back in Training, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach, Police Academy 6: City Under Siege and Police Academy: Mission To Moscow.
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oettinger wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:I always intermittently say "boop" while using them to try and make the assistant think I'm stealing. Or maybe just stupid
Can you also make the "peep" at airports metal detectors?
no, but I always wear my oldest socks and sweatiest shoes. and often wear trousers that are too big so they fall down when I take my belt off. I am aslapstick genius
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I shot a man named Jean Reno, just to watch him die.
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The first time I drank malt liquor (American high strength lager, similar thing for us Brits would be Tennent's Super Lager or Carlsberg Special Brew), I returned from a Halloween party and waved an imitation gun around at a neighbour because they had taken my folding smoking chair (a folding chair I would sit on to smoke, not a folding chair that smoked) from outside my house.
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I'm out for lunch a little late today and am feeling fair to partly sunny off only two beers. Granted, they're 32oz. happy hour crappy taps with a matching pair of Mexican ludes, but it's only two beers. Must be out of shape. Ya gotta want it, kid. Eye of the liver.
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I like to play World of Warcraft. Yeah, that's right.
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I only post soberish.
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Patchez wrote:I only post soberish.
I never do. Especially the first two days of the week I`m an inconsumbale asshole
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