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DivaBitch
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by DivaBitch » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:28 am
I just saw this and its too real to be fake...we're totaly fucked now with Trump
LOOK HERE,
VVVVVVVVVV
https://youtu.be/Zr1IDQ2V1eM
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DivaBitch
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by DivaBitch » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:51 am
i was close........... i stil think shes gonna die soon of being sick
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Frankennietzsche
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by Frankennietzsche » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:18 am
So doz yer mom
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oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:58 am
And the son.
Daughter I meant
Drink!
DivaBitch
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by DivaBitch » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:32 am
i bet Hilary can shake a good martini now
or
the esiest way to open a can of beer........let hilary hold it
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oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:40 am
She`ll pass out on first mix
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DivaBitch
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by DivaBitch » Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:25 am
i'd like to give ellen a shot and not fake it
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oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:10 pm
DivaBitch wrote:
i'd like to give ellen a shot and not fake it
Then you might also become hetero again, the gap between her and a sixteen year old boy isn`t that wide
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DivaBitch
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by DivaBitch » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:13 pm
oettinger wrote: DivaBitch wrote:
i'd like to give ellen a shot and not fake it
Then you might also become hetero again, the gap between her and a sixteen year old boy isn`t that wide
I'd like to do her gap
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Frankennietzsche
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by Frankennietzsche » Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:26 pm
You know who has the Parkinson's Cholera? My poor friend RIPT. He also has the bleeding ball goblins and a club foot.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
mistah willies
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by mistah willies » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:46 am
RIPt gave the Parkinson's degenerative brain disease this thing called World Aids. However, it never turned into an HIV*
It degenerated into penis gout. Parkinson's is pissed off. Crystals are difficult to squeeze out of a tiny pip.
*Homono Uteranus Vehicle
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Frankennietzsche
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by Frankennietzsche » Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:28 pm
mistah willies wrote: o penis gout. .
Also known as "the bratwurst of revenge", which would also be an awesome name for a band.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:31 pm
Frankennietzsche wrote: mistah willies wrote: o penis gout. .
Also known as "the bratwurst of revenge", which would also be an awesome name for a band.
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