With a hair dyer from the venezuelean embassy in pragueFrankennietzsche wrote:There are tons of great theories coming out this week about Julian Assange. THe best is that he is dead and that Pamela Anderson killed him with a vegetarian sandwich.
CONSPIRACY!
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I thought she just beat him to death with Tommy Lee's dick.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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That sex-tape was damn boring. But was the way to go when the internet really started.Patchez wrote:I thought she just beat him to death with Tommy Lee's dick.
Years later a friend of mine even brought "One night in paris" on DVD. Lamest shit ever!!!!!
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Gotta admit though, his "i love you Lover" line works well when you can't remember a name.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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That shit is directly responsible for the Kardashians. It started the whole sex tape thing, and the only reason that they are famous is because of KK tape with some two bit rapper that she made only because PH made one. Plus, isn't she Canadianaina?
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You wanna talk about conspiracy, homeskilletz?! I haven't been ablt to log in to this sight successfully for about a week. Wazzup wit dat, yo?
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I'd contact the Admin about that issue, assuming the pod people haven't gotten to him yet.
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add atleast twenty girl schools and some dozens of kindergardens
"Al qaeda leader should become health minister"
hehe
"Al qaeda leader should become health minister"
hehe
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November 22 - the Day of Days
365 CE: Death of Antipope Felix II
In 1307, Pope Clement V issues the Papal bull Pastoralis Praeemineniae, the arrest warrant for the Knights Templar.
1954: The Humane Society of America is Founded
1955: Shemp Howard dies
1963: William Clay Ford, Sr. buys the Detroit Lions/ JFK "assassination" in "Dallas"/ Deaths of CS Lewis & Aldous Huxley
1975: Juan Carlos (Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias) is declared King of Spain
Also, the 22nd is a Cusp Day in astrology between scorpio and sagitarius. Which makes all this make sense.
It is as plain as day. The House of Bourbon is behind this all!
365 CE: Death of Antipope Felix II
In 1307, Pope Clement V issues the Papal bull Pastoralis Praeemineniae, the arrest warrant for the Knights Templar.
1954: The Humane Society of America is Founded
1955: Shemp Howard dies
1963: William Clay Ford, Sr. buys the Detroit Lions/ JFK "assassination" in "Dallas"/ Deaths of CS Lewis & Aldous Huxley
1975: Juan Carlos (Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias) is declared King of Spain
Also, the 22nd is a Cusp Day in astrology between scorpio and sagitarius. Which makes all this make sense.
It is as plain as day. The House of Bourbon is behind this all!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Let's take a look at the numbers:
11+22+16=49
There are 39 days left of the year.
11+22+63=96
But Kennedy was 46.
11+22+55=88 which is code for HH; shorthand for heil Hitler. WHich proves that Shemp was killed by anti-semites. AND, he was 60 when he died. 6+0=6 as in 666.
49+39+96+46+88+60=378
666/378=1.761904761904761 repeating the 761904
7+6+1+9+0+4=27
SEE?!?!
11+22+16=49
There are 39 days left of the year.
11+22+63=96
But Kennedy was 46.
11+22+55=88 which is code for HH; shorthand for heil Hitler. WHich proves that Shemp was killed by anti-semites. AND, he was 60 when he died. 6+0=6 as in 666.
49+39+96+46+88+60=378
666/378=1.761904761904761 repeating the 761904
7+6+1+9+0+4=27
SEE?!?!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Hmmm, but 8 + 8 = 16, and 1 + 6 =7, which is a significant number in the Bible. So, the Lawd done meant for it to happen, iffen y'all subcribe or ascribe to that sort of thang.Frankennietzsche wrote:Let's take a look at the numbers:
...11+22+55=88 which is code for HH; shorthand for heil Hitler. WHich proves that Shemp was killed by anti-semites...
All that math stuff making me wanna have a DRINK
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That's just what they want you to think. It's the great asian cabal trying to control the maths.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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[url=http://pts_wp.we03.ptscientists.com/]German scientists to attempt another moon landing hoax![/url]
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"