Drinking Quotes

[oettinger]

The year was 1989, and I'd recently bought a small vacation place in Lake Arrowhead, Calif., to get out of Los Angeles in the hope of periodically escaping my bad drink and drug habits. Little did I know that Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe also had a place up there. Within two months I was throwing up blood at Tommy's cabin

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[DivaBitch]

i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy

[Rooster]

i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy

That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.

[Dear Booze]

"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

Overheard at bar

[oettinger]

"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

Overheard at bar

Your bars a somewhat better than mine.
I try to drink the the barkeeps mustache and belly into reds lips and tight titts, while I am in a big drunken slumber in her lap,
comes in DB: "Hey old man, double for me, and a pint for that whiny passed out bitch between your asscheeks!"


If this post doesnt meka sence .gooof

[Dear Booze]

"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

Overheard at bar

Your bars a somewhat better than mine.
I try to drink the the barkeeps mustache and belly into reds lips and tight titts, while I am in a big drunken slumber in her lap,
comes in DB: "Hey old man, double for me, and a pint for that whiny passed out bitch between your asscheeks!"


If this post doesnt meka sence .gooof

I must be drunker than I thought. I understood you completely. So, .gooof!

[DivaBitch]

i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy

That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.

for 100 bucks id give yuo a lap danec.........lol......... oh and a jiont

[Rooster]

i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy

That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.

for 100 bucks id give yuo a lap danec.........lol......... oh and a jiont

I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.

[DivaBitch]

I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.

LOl...we got names for guys lik yuo that is why I work nights

[Rooster]

I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.

LOl...we got names for guys lik yuo that is why I work nights

I'm not saying that I haven't gone and thrown down some serious cash at night with the A-Team... I'm just saying that I prefer to frequent the C-Team, enjoy the two-for-one Happy Hour, and indulge in the really trashy side of life.

[Bur]

This rooster person got it goddamn right.

[DivaBitch]

and indulge in the really trashy side of life.

sir.........i am nOT trash

[Rooster]

and indulge in the really trashy side of life.

sir.........i am nOT trash

That's why you work at night, then. The day-shifters... especially around lunch... especially at the places I used to go to... they were trashy.
Sometimes we'd go to Tootsie's in Miami for lunch though, and even at noon on a Tuesday, the girls were gorgeous and not strung out. A few blocks away at the Booby Trap? The best kind of trashy.

[DivaBitch]

and indulge in the really trashy side of life.

sir.........i am nOT trash

That's why you work at night, then. The day-shifters... especially around lunch... especially at the places I used to go to... they were trashy.
Sometimes we'd go to Tootsie's in Miami for lunch though, and even at noon on a Tuesday, the girls were gorgeous and not strung out. A few blocks away at the Booby Trap? The best kind of trashy.

THANKS for the complmint <3 <3<3<3

[mistah willies]

hook is set. reel it in