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Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5093 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:35 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote: ...so then I wiped with an oily rag I found and pulled up my pants and kept drinking.
Oh sorry I was just reminiscing about my first time in this place.
Where can we stream Thirsty Drunk live? You are like the Captain Beefheart of drunks.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10733 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia
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by Badfellow » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:51 am
Ain't no easy way to break the news...
The place is being bought out by the kind, caring folk at UniGlobe Restaurants. Seems they want to turn it into one of those toilet themed sushi and karaoke joints. Now that all the kids are in prison with no chance of parole, me and Ma Shit Talker were thinking of retirement and getting a little place on the French Riviera.
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Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6549 Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA
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by Patchez » Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:55 pm
I'll burn this bitch to the ground before some corporate shit stain takes this place over!
I've chained myself to the tap and I won't come out without a truckload of mid shelf booze!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
NYDingbat
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4078 Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:56 pm
Location: Face up. I think.
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by NYDingbat » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:28 am
Wait, what???
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14386 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:56 pm
Ike and the bloody face of Tina are onstage at Bitchbeaters Bar n Swellin Eye tonight!
ike ike ike...
On the menue tonite:
Hit burgers - with extra tomato sauce
Bloody frya - a tina special!
the cheese melody burger - producers love these
the run down career menu - with childish musical popsicle and leftover hopes toppings
Drink!
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10733 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia
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by Badfellow » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:06 am
Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016
Tournament of Assholes
sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.
-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.
-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.
-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.
-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.
Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!
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oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14386 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:11 am
I want that bra so badly.
Drinking my brain into dead-mode.
Please play "You Win Again" while I`m gettin there
Drink!
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5093 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City » Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:37 am
Badfellow wrote: Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016
Tournament of Assholes
sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.
-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.
-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.
-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.
-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.
Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!
My favorite porn star is 60 HHH! That's for high, hard and heavy. LOL! I want what was inside that bra. Fantasies are free.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
DivaBitch
Lord of Benders
Posts: 471 Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:26 pm
Location: Nunya
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by DivaBitch » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:58 am
Lush City wrote: Badfellow wrote: Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016
Tournament of Assholes
sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.
-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.
-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.
-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.
-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.
Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!
My favorite porn star is 60 HHH! That's for high, hard and heavy. LOL! I want what was inside that bra. Fantasies are free.
met her.....she is a asshole
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10733 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia
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by Badfellow » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:21 pm
DivaBitch wrote:
met her.....she is a asshole
Miss Bitch, will you be competing in the tournament? We could use a little feminine touch to keep things lively.
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DivaBitch
Lord of Benders
Posts: 471 Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:26 pm
Location: Nunya
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by DivaBitch » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:18 am
Badfellow wrote: DivaBitch wrote:
met her.....she is a asshole
Miss Bitch, will you be competing in the tournament? We could use a little feminine touch to keep things lively.
why yes maybe i cuold hang curtans and make sanmichs .......... what elss can i do for yuo...........i can out drink any guy for shure
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
DivaBitch
Lord of Benders
Posts: 471 Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:26 pm
Location: Nunya
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by DivaBitch » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:55 pm
[/quote]
met her.....she is a asshole[/quote]
sorry to bring this up agan but i think i now who this is. she was a head liner at a club i workd ...she thuoght her shit dint stink until they caght her giving the boss a BJ for coke
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10733 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia
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by Badfellow » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:49 pm
DivaBitch wrote:
why yes maybe i cuold hang curtans and make sanmichs ..........
I loves me some sanmichs! Could I get a ham & government cheese on Wonderbread, por favor.
DivaBitch wrote: ..........i can out drink any guy for shure
Silly girl...
We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.
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ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12703 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:55 pm
Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10733 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia
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by Badfellow » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:21 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich
You forgot to say the magic word...
Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich,
goddamnit
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