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Free lap dance

Post by DivaBitch » Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:43 pm

if yuo want to see if i am reel i will be at a club in cleerwater Fl. aftur 12/25 for two weeks....bring $$$$ first lap dance is on me..actully on yuo....lol

yuo figer out were......game on

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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:32 pm

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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:22 am

Clearwater is where Sciemtolgy/Sea Org has its headquarters. Watch out for your Thetans.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by DivaBitch » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:19 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:Clearwater is where Sciemtolgy/Sea Org has its headquarters. Watch out for your Thetans.
i herd there is abuot 30 clubs arond here come fine me......free lap dance if yuo do
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:21 pm

I'm not allowed in Florida.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:49 am

DivaBitch wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Clearwater is where Sciemtolgy/Sea Org has its headquarters. Watch out for your Thetans.
i herd there is abuot 30 clubs arond here come fine me......free lap dance if yuo do
Just ask the capdriver for the stinkiest hole in town and you got it.

"I don`t drive there, I`ll drop you out three blocks before!"
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by DivaBitch » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:24 pm

oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Clearwater is where Sciemtolgy/Sea Org has its headquarters. Watch out for your Thetans.
i herd there is abuot 30 clubs arond here come fine me......free lap dance if yuo do
Just ask the capdriver for the stinkiest hole in town and you got it.

"I don`t drive there, I`ll drop you out three blocks before!"
yuo onely wish i cood grind on yuo.........dreem on
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Patchez » Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:40 pm

Damn. I was in Tampa between Christmas and New Years. I wish I had seen this post before tonight.

Nevermind. Just Googled the distance. 45 minute drive for the vaguest idea of a destination. Nah.

Glad I just hit Cigar City Brewing instead.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:48 pm

Tampa-St Pete is supposed to (or did) have one hell of a death metal scene.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Rooster » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:46 pm

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Re: Free lap dance

Post by mistah willies » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:47 am

DivaBitch wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:24 pm
oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
i herd there is abuot 30 clubs arond here come fine me......free lap dance if yuo do
Just ask the capdriver for the stinkiest hole in town and you got it.

"I don`t drive there, I`ll drop you out three blocks before!"
yuo onely wish i cood grind on yuo.........dreem on
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by scream ale » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:09 pm

What a special lady.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Nausea » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:07 am

For what it's worth, I am also giving free lap dances.
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Re: Free lap dance

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:53 pm

^ ^ ^
I'll take one. From you and Diva Bitch. Simultaneously if possible. God we miss her and her promiscuous ways...*sigh*
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