CONSPIRACY!
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Audi? Really? If I were driving on the moon it would have to be a Cadillac.
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Nah, Audis are the Cadillacs of the moon.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Need fourwheeldrive over thereFrankennietzsche wrote:Nah, Audis are the Cadillacs of the moon.
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One wheel drive for each dimmension.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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What about the Fifth Dimension?Frankennietzsche wrote:One wheel drive for each dimmension.
Or the 8th Dimension as proposed by Buckaroo Banzai?
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That's all theortetical, just like the moon landing adn the kennedy assassination.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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For that you got alcohol and other drugs ziddoPatchez wrote:What about the Fifth Dimension?Frankennietzsche wrote:One wheel drive for each dimmension.
Or the 8th Dimension as proposed by Buckaroo Banzai?
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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^ ^ ^
Oh good heavings. They're giving everything away in that
Yet, how oddly comforting to yet again live under the threat of complete planetary combustion. It harkens back to the Cold Brewskie Wars.
At least we know the plan.
The plan is that we are, yet again, in The Wild West.
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Oh good heavings. They're giving everything away in that
Yet, how oddly comforting to yet again live under the threat of complete planetary combustion. It harkens back to the Cold Brewskie Wars.
At least we know the plan.
The plan is that we are, yet again, in The Wild West.
Yippe Kaye Muthafuckas
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400 years ago, people came to the conclusion that earth is indeed no disk.
With 2016`s media this would not have been possible.
With 2016`s media this would not have been possible.
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Do you think that it is a coincidence that Carrie Fisher dies so soon after she drops that bomb of a tell-all memoir? Was one of Harrison Ford's people on that plane? Too soon?
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Can you enlighten me on that one please. I rarely follow gossipFrankennietzsche wrote:Do you think that it is a coincidence that Carrie Fisher dies so soon after she drops that bomb of a tell-all memoir? Was one of Harrison Ford's people on that plane? Too soon?
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Oh, you know. CF wrote in her latest book that she and HF copulated. He then had her and her mom assassinated. etc etc
same old Hollywood story...
same old Hollywood story...
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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IT'S ROBERT ANTON WILSON'S BIRTHDAY!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Bwoston is wahm. Hey, even though we all know that Earth's climate has never ever changed, the incoming head of EPA revealed that he believes global warming is occurring; during his recent Senate testimony.
Hey! What happened to the other shell on these oystahs? Damned wicked wahm watah, dat's what it is huh bro.
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Hey! What happened to the other shell on these oystahs? Damned wicked wahm watah, dat's what it is huh bro.
Boston out.
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