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Re: Oprahoma

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:27 pm

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All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
Sign me up ASAP, I was recently informed that I, as a white male, am responsible for all of the problems in the world.
She`s in her 9th month, was about time someone takes some responsibility. I was this close taking it as my own!
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:15 pm

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Badfellow wrote:
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All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
We'll be able to find peyote in this desert, right?
Once again, I must quote Lou Oprah Diamond Oprahvez Oprahmaschko who asked: "Did you see the size of that chicken?"
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:29 pm

They can't see us. We're in the Spirit world.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:58 pm

Oprah Winfrey becomes special contributor to "60 Minutes"
As if your fake news wasn't fake enough, now here's Oprah!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oprah-winfr ... 0-minutes/
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:27 pm

I was trying to translate Oprahoma's slogan into Latin, but all I kept getting was "tibi puella". Then I realized that Latin was the language of the Patriarchy... I think, maybe, Esperanto?

"vi iras, knabineto"

(Capitalization reeks of the phalocentric.)
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:06 am

^^^^^
A superior mind is afoot. My mind is quivering at the mental distress. Time for another drink!
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Tom Cruise doesn't like this one bit!

Post by Badfellow » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:58 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:27 pm
I was trying to translate Oprahoma's slogan into Latin, but all I kept getting was "tibi puella". Then I realized that Latin was the language of the Patriarchy... I think, maybe, Esperanto?

"vi iras, knabineto"

(Capitalization reeks of the phalocentric.)
You're over thinking this.
Stick with something catchy like:

"Oprah uber alles"
or
"You win a car!"

Obscure languages only tend to alienate the mouth breathers and add fuel to fringe conspiracy theorist forums.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Patchez » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:23 pm

Can't we all just speak old Valerian?
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:52 pm

Now for something the Left truly hates. If you hate this, you are on the left. Life is simple sometimes.
Oklahoma! - Trailer
https://youtu.be/V6uD9-aLCps
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:09 am

Lush City wrote:
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Now for something the Left truly hates. If you hate this, you are on the left. Life is simple sometimes.
Lush Lush Lush my ol friend,
what if I just don`t like it all that much?
Hate is such a strong word I have reserved for people like Madonna and Angelina Jolie
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:45 am

Hey! No dancing within 500 feet of the church!
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:50 pm

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Hey! No dancing within 500 feet of the church!
You are the devil! You said the D word!!!!!!
Fuck christ, he means it!
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:42 pm

O-P-R-A-H-O-M-A
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The Immortan Oprah

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:57 pm

Look, I'm not saying that the only people who like musicals are all a bunch of right-wing nancy boys and demented daisy sniffers. That would be like saying the nazis put Trump into power.

Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
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Re: The Immortan Oprah

Post by Lush City » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:29 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:57 pm
Look, I'm not saying that the only people who like musicals are all a bunch of right-wing nancy boys and demented daisy sniffers. That would be like saying the nazis put Trump into power.

Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
LOL! It's too bad we have to post this simple reply to give some sort of upvote. Why don't we modernize this forum and simply have upvote counters on the comments. Something to think about. It's not like you have to reinvent the wheel . The code is out there.
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