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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:38 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Very telling, the first thing that pops into someones mind.
Are you a goddamned mind reader, or some shit? How the fuck do you know what the first fucking thing in my mind was?

I'm sittin' here tryin' to be all polite and shit and you want to insult me?

I'll let you buy me some Irish to make it up to me, but don't ever assume what's what. Fuck.

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Post by Badfellow » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:03 pm

This Jimmy Lester jerkoff is prime Shed material.
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Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:31 pm

Badfellow wrote:This Jimmy Lester jerkoff is prime Shed material.
You boys keep sawin' on about this fucking Shed. And that fucking Shit Talkers. Which one is better?

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Post by peetie44 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:04 pm

Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:43 am

peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
Always the protector of the board, that peetie44. I've seen only a couple incarnations of that disturbed weirdo, but its M.O. was a slow build in cheesily constructed falsity, followed by some sort of sad unveiling,"HA IT'S ME"

This is something different. Hmmm

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Post by Badfellow » Wed Nov 30, 2016 1:47 pm

peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
What a lovely troll, that man. I miss him about as much as I miss gout.
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Post by DivaBitch » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:26 pm

peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
how cuold i be a mod
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Post by Badfellow » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:50 am

DivaBitch wrote: how cuold i be a mod
First, you'll need to pay a non-refundable application fee of (10) cases Buffalo Trace Whiskey to the Int'l. Drunkard Moderators Guild.
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Post by DivaBitch » Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:54 pm

Badfellow wrote:
DivaBitch wrote: how cuold i be a mod
First, you'll need to pay a non-refundable application fee of (10) cases Buffalo Trace Whiskey to the Int'l. Drunkard Moderators Guild.
how abuot a baggie of my pupbic hair when i shave?
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Post by TheLifeNomadic » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:29 pm

Howdy fellow drinkers!

I thought I'd take a few minutes to introduce myself here. My name is Will and together with my wife, we are currently on the mother of all road trips, driving from SLC, Utah to Ushuaia Argentina. We've been roaming this earth together for the previous six years and we've really enjoyed experiencing the world around us through drinking. From raki in Turkey to arak in Sri Lanka to pisco in Peru and now mezcal and tequila in Mexico, drinking is totally part of our adventure and bars are where we connect with our fellow human beings. This alone has taught us that regardless of where someone is born or what the color of their skin is or what language they speak, there is more in common than there are differences.

At present we are in Oaxaca, Mexico and have a two-day mezcal tour booked next week and I am beyond excited about learning more about this complex spirit.

So that's me. How you doin?

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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:59 pm

TheLifeNomadic wrote:Howdy fellow drinkers!

I thought I'd take a few minutes to introduce myself here. My name is Will and together with my wife, we are currently on the mother of all road trips, driving from SLC, Utah to Ushuaia Argentina. We've been roaming this earth together for the previous six years and we've really enjoyed experiencing the world around us through drinking. From raki in Turkey to arak in Sri Lanka to pisco in Peru and now mezcal and tequila in Mexico, drinking is totally part of our adventure and bars are where we connect with our fellow human beings. This alone has taught us that regardless of where someone is born or what the color of their skin is or what language they speak, there is more in common than there are differences.

At present we are in Oaxaca, Mexico and have a two-day mezcal tour booked next week and I am beyond excited about learning more about this complex spirit.

So that's me. How you doin?
Welcome Nomad. I'm looking forward to your tales from Mexico and beyond. Mezcal is underrated and one of my favorites. I also love Raicilla If you haven't had it yet, ask for it. It's el fantastico!

Oh yeah, new guys the drinks around here. To keep with the theme, I'll have some good rested mezcal.

Cheers!
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Post by Badfellow » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:32 am

TheLifeNomadic wrote: So that's me. How you doin?
Sounds quite interesting. Good travels to you and your wife, and welcome aboard. You should have some fine rum to look forward to once you hit a little further south into Guatemala. Hope to hear more of your Pan American expedition and adventures in drink.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:31 pm

Badfellow wrote:
TheLifeNomadic wrote: So that's me. How you doin?
Sounds quite interesting. Good travels to you and your wife, and welcome aboard. You should have some fine rum to look forward to once you hit a little further south into Guatemala. Hope to hear more of your Pan American expedition and adventures in drink.

Indeed. Good to have you involved here. Also, a helluva journey. Bacchus help you to continue to the end of the story, in good health, safety, and enjoyment!


Very friggin cool.

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Post by Bubblez » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:41 am

Welcome to the board. Hope to hear some fine field reporting. You sure you're not on the run rather than vacation? Because that would be awesome if you were.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by nelson » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:48 am

Ladies and Gents, used to be a semi-regular around 10 years ago, under the username nelto (it got deleted for inactivity, for which I apologize, but I assure you the drinking did NOT stop), good to be back.


Just cracked a bottle of Turkey, who's in?

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