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mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Patchez
- Chugging Like Churchill
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Welcome back O' Prodigal Son.
Remember, post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
Remember, post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Tipsy Magnate
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Hello,
Let's see - grew up in upper Midwest, a child of immigrants. Love whisky, IPAs, and when low on the dole Miller Lite.
I'm 37, with a girlfriend who doesn't get on my never 10% of the time.
Good to meet you all.
Tipsy Magnate - or T-Mag if you're so inclined.
Let's see - grew up in upper Midwest, a child of immigrants. Love whisky, IPAs, and when low on the dole Miller Lite.
I'm 37, with a girlfriend who doesn't get on my never 10% of the time.
Good to meet you all.
Tipsy Magnate - or T-Mag if you're so inclined.
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Welcome on board then T-Mag
Worship the other 90% then and get loaded°
Post often
Post drunk
Post often drunk
Worship the other 90% then and get loaded°
Post often
Post drunk
Post often drunk
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Ayee, welcome T-mag, welcome to the fold. If Miller lite is near the dishwater levels of cheap Finnish beers.
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Two Hearted
- Drunker Than God
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Bonjour!
Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
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Dear Booze
- King Cockeyed
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Fuck
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
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Hello "Fuck", nice to have you around.
Remember: post often, post drugged up, post fucked up
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Cheers!
Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.
Well, not really.
DRINK!
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Patchez
- Chugging Like Churchill
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We've tried intravenous with them though. That seemed to go well.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Good Morning!
I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.
A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!
"Whatever happens happens always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST!" - Jimmy Pop (BhG)
I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.
A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!
"Whatever happens happens always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST!" - Jimmy Pop (BhG)
Whatever happens happens and always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST! - Jimmy Pop
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Badfellow
- Ripped Like Reed
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Top 'o the morn to you Linchpin and welcome to the boards. You can make mine an extra sleazy martini straight up garnished with a Flintstones chewable morphine, please.
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Badfellow
- Ripped Like Reed
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Yes, this place is rife with sleaze and lunacy.
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Patchez
- Chugging Like Churchill
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Welcome to our drunken corner of the interwebs. Enjoy your stasy.
Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.
I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.
I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Wait now. I was searching online (undrunk mind you) for some meaningless shit and I found "Modern Drunkard Magazine"! I says to myself, I says self, where do I know that name and that's a pretty good idea for an online magazine. Large print too. But wait, says I. Don't I drunk post on a drunkard forum every once in a while? Yes! I do! And what do you know but there's a link at the top of the page says "chat board" and I click it and here I am, obviously not new to the board, but with a renewed purpose.
My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.