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Fuck
DRINK!

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:18 am
Fuck
Hello "Fuck", nice to have you around.

Remember: post often, post drugged up, post fucked up
Drink!
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Hell OOOO! La la la
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Two Hearted wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:54 pm
Bonjour!

Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
Cheers!

Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.

Well, not really.

DRINK!

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Hola mi amigo!
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The beer could be colder...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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We've tried intravenous with them though. That seemed to go well.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Drinking, shooting the shit but great gaps tween the two.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

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Is The Cave still in operation?
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Good Morning!

I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.

A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!

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Top 'o the morn to you Linchpin and welcome to the boards. You can make mine an extra sleazy martini straight up garnished with a Flintstones chewable morphine, please.
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Yes, this place is rife with sleaze and lunacy.
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Welcome to our drunken corner of the interwebs. Enjoy your stasy.

Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.

I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Wait now. I was searching online (undrunk mind you) for some meaningless shit and I found "Modern Drunkard Magazine"! I says to myself, I says self, where do I know that name and that's a pretty good idea for an online magazine. Large print too. But wait, says I. Don't I drunk post on a drunkard forum every once in a while? Yes! I do! And what do you know but there's a link at the top of the page says "chat board" and I click it and here I am, obviously not new to the board, but with a renewed purpose.

My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:52 pm
Two Hearted wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:54 pm
Bonjour!

Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
Cheers!

Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.

Well, not really.

DRINK!

Well Merci beaucoup, Mousouir Willie!
I'm not from around here...SO I guess I should drink!
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