What to do?
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What will I do?
Before I start, I always wonder what I'll end up doing. Do you? I know I have exercised moderation when I remember without cringing.
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Re: What will I do?
Yup. I got this Oett.
What are you going to start?
janeauburn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:56 pmBefore I start, I always wonder what I'll end up doing. Do you? I know I have exercised moderation when I remember without cringing.
What are you going to start?
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Re: What will I do?
Jane, you ignorant slut... I understand what you are trying to do. And it won't work. Yea, yea, we get it. When you black out, you cringe. Fuck those anti-saloon league / temperance rhetorical techniques. We get it. You start slow. A nice little introduction that seems benign and friendly enough. That's the bait. I honestly don't want to wait around for the hook, but it's not my call, and others may look forward to a nice exchange of ideas with you.janeauburn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:56 pmBefore I start, I always wonder what I'll end up doing. Do you? I know I have exercised moderation when I remember without cringing.
You are all the same... Appeal to logic (logos); you will throw in some "scientific evidence," and some statistics, and "facts". Then, you will throw in a little credibility (ethos); not only should facts be provable, they must also come from a reliable source. Then emotion (pathos); include making everyone who has ever blacked-out or who has made some highly questionable decisions while shit-faced feel guilty; play the moral and value judgment cards.
All of these elements of propaganda have been successfully employed by truly successful people to get what they want. Would you like to discuss ethnic cleansing?
Ms Auburn, I highly suggest you find another hobby. Your anti-liquor propaganda peddling is a waste of time. I certainly hope you do not, for a second, belive you are saving lives and/or souls. Because if you do, I will be happy to debate (see destroy and embarrass) you on your own turf on the day and time of your choosing.
Please do not come in here and attempt this type of ruse again. If you don't, then I promise not to show up at one of your little meetings and out you for the ass whore that you clearly are. Mind your own fucking business.
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Re: What will I do?
Jane...
Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
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Re: What will I do?
Marry Jane? I have first dabs.
Jane, me Tarzan.
Jane, me Tarzan.
Re: What will I do?
I'll assume this was some Drybot the way ya'll dogpiled her.
Give the ladies, even the fake ones some breathing room. Oett still hasn't found his next ex.
Give the ladies, even the fake ones some breathing room. Oett still hasn't found his next ex.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: What will I do?
This is my second post.
Re: What will I do?
A progress! Jane be so kind and introduce yourself to the board in the pub. Tell us about your drink of choice for example and have a drunken blast with the rest of us
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Re: What will I do?
Well shit. You are a good counter. That's one of the traits I look for in women.
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Re: What will I do?
Anti-liquor propaganda aside, isn't a good counter AND an "ignorant slut" AND an "ass whore" the trifecta of traits to look for in women? Unfortunately I've never been very good at math...Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:12 amWell shit. You are a good counter. That's one of the traits I look for in women.
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Re: What will I do?
No AD I think you were right. That is three making it a trifecta.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:28 pmAnti-liquor propaganda aside, isn't a good counter AND an "ignorant slut" AND an "ass whore" the trifecta of traits to look for in women? Unfortunately I've never been very good at math...Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:12 amWell shit. You are a good counter. That's one of the traits I look for in women.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: What will I do?
Does anyone know of a good bulletin board for drunkards?
Re: What will I do?
Start one. I`m here and drink the whole weekend. Where are you? Auburn Alabama?janeauburn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:03 amDoes anyone know of a good bulletin board for drunkards?
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Re: What will I do?
IKgnore them. I hear they drink a lot.janeauburn wrote: ↑Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:03 amDoes anyone know of a good bulletin board for drunkards?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice