I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?
Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
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hey guys, its been a while. I've been doing as well as you could expect if you remember me (possibly better depending on your take of me).
anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make it there because of a flash flood (nothing major but you wouldn't want to drive a car through it) anyway fire ants do a fascinating thing when they end up in water. they grasp together in a ball which floats on the top of the water rotating so they can survive. I ended up walking through that.
now a week later i realized i broke a toe two days ago while i was to drunk to notice. well i did notice last night, but i cannot remember when i broke the damn thing
anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make it there because of a flash flood (nothing major but you wouldn't want to drive a car through it) anyway fire ants do a fascinating thing when they end up in water. they grasp together in a ball which floats on the top of the water rotating so they can survive. I ended up walking through that.
now a week later i realized i broke a toe two days ago while i was to drunk to notice. well i did notice last night, but i cannot remember when i broke the damn thing
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ankle injuries have been the majority of my drunken injuries, well, besides literally falling on my face after mixing booze and pills.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:36 amI hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?
Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
Are you serious about liver failure though? with your drinking habits i would have thought kindling and withdrawals would have been a problem before that.
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Hey, your are alive, we thought you either OD'ed or went to jail.givemesomepils wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:10 amankle injuries have been the majority of my drunken injuries, well, besides literally falling on my face after mixing booze and pills.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:36 amI hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?
Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
Are you serious about liver failure though? with your drinking habits i would have thought kindling and withdrawals would have been a problem before that.
I emailed you a couple of times.
My liver is fine, that was more of a general question. The ancle probably will never heal the right way. Well...
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Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
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Dude.givemesomepils wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pmEh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
Now there is a true tale.
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Nothing special really a friend said he was getting kicked out of his house so i picked him up in my truck and ended up hanging out all night and the next day. I smoked some of that synthetic weed stuff at his place the next day while dropping him off at his house and about a block from his house i passed out while driving and ended up in a ditch.mistah willies wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 7:53 pmDude.givemesomepils wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pmEh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
Now there is a true tale.
Do tell.
So it was a combo of sleep deprivation, and that stuff that caused it (although i will say that stuff didnt make me feel tired at all so idk for sure if it had to do with it)
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Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"
Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?
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Its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
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Tbh im suprised too with the way my days go sometimesmistah willies wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm
Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"
Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?
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scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detectorgivemesomepils wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pmits fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
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It is hard to find airbags for this model that werent deployed. This sucks because the truck is fine.Mr. Viking wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2017 2:15 pmscrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detectorgivemesomepils wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pmits fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
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Yip. If you'd only totaled the truck, then you could have gotten some cash back. Next time, crash more thoroughly, me lad!givemesomepils wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2017 2:30 pmIt is hard to find airbags for this model that werent deployed. This sucks because the truck is fine.Mr. Viking wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2017 2:15 pmscrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detectorgivemesomepils wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pmits fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze