Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Who is this "Thirsty" you speak of?
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Holy fuck! You must be a closet hoarder.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Thirsty loves everyone and hates the rest.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
His zookeeper recently told me he behaves way better when hung over
He watches Pumping Iron thinking it`s one of those wacky 80s dating videos
He watches Pumping Iron thinking it`s one of those wacky 80s dating videos
Drink!
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Thirsty is the TURTLE KING!
Thirsty's turtle-keeper recently spoke to me. Can't remember what he spoke about though.
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The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Now I know why I resent you . You know two languages and you know more about American culture than most Americans. Tell me, what do you know about Hogan's Hero's? Does Colonel Clink mean anything to you? How about Seargent Schultz? You know nothing, I'm sure.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:02 amHis zookeeper recently told me he behaves way better when hung over
He watches Pumping Iron thinking it`s one of those wacky 80s dating videos
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
On spot Lush, I have no freaking idea!
You left one out though, as Thirsty himself I`m also fluent in drunk gibberish.
You left one out though, as Thirsty himself I`m also fluent in drunk gibberish.
Drink!
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Before the production company decided to air their new show The six million dollar man, starring Lee Majors, they casted Thirsty for a spin-off called The six millon beers man
Drink!
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He once worked for Elsinore Brewery. Best three weeks of his life.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Far out. We used to put baby mice in the bottles back then. didn't work out.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Thirsty actually played all the roles in cut throat nine.
He re-hydrates with bacon grease.
He re-hydrates with bacon grease.
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He once held a very emotional speech in front of a belated crowd
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Gentle giant,
who remembers the days
when men were men,
and Germans were ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that *ahem* )
And Ladies were illustrious across this now vacant board
Is everyone dying, or the zombie fakebook hoard?
Proper gentlemen took their seats at Frank's Place
but folks are now stealing them where they used to sit and think,
and joke and rib and burn and slap a face
for ribald humor, along with good ole DRINK.
These days, all is lost, and none can compare
to the old days of proper manners and the visiting in person.
It's all become electrical, vicarious, with no care,
except for those of us who live without a dare.
We DRINK without regard to how the times are always changing.
Regardless of life's circumstances, here is where we meet.
We DRINK as long as we can fly the flag out hanging
And welcome others in from cold and ugly sleet.
How comfortable it is to once again live under the Nuclear Umbrella.
The 50's, 60's, 70's, and radioactive 80's are our new found fella.
DRINK.
who remembers the days
when men were men,
and Germans were ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that *ahem* )
And Ladies were illustrious across this now vacant board
Is everyone dying, or the zombie fakebook hoard?
Proper gentlemen took their seats at Frank's Place
but folks are now stealing them where they used to sit and think,
and joke and rib and burn and slap a face
for ribald humor, along with good ole DRINK.
These days, all is lost, and none can compare
to the old days of proper manners and the visiting in person.
It's all become electrical, vicarious, with no care,
except for those of us who live without a dare.
We DRINK without regard to how the times are always changing.
Regardless of life's circumstances, here is where we meet.
We DRINK as long as we can fly the flag out hanging
And welcome others in from cold and ugly sleet.
How comfortable it is to once again live under the Nuclear Umbrella.
The 50's, 60's, 70's, and radioactive 80's are our new found fella.
DRINK.