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From the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:26 pm
From the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
That doesnt even make sense you drunk fuckler why do you peeople keep pickingon me i aint done nothin to you.
Report this post to the moderatirws immedialty and never fuck with me hereafter or else.,
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:00 pm
He once worked for Elsinore Brewery. Best three weeks of his life.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:39 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:26 pm
From the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
That doesnt even make sense you drunk fuckler why do you peeople keep pickingon me i aint done nothin to you.
Report this post to the moderatirws immedialty and never fuck with me hereafter or else.,
There you have it folks, an admission of guilt. It's time for some tacos and hot sauce.
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Men say "I like you" by picking on each other.
I love you Thirsty,
We all do.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:39 pm
...Report this post to the moderatirws immedialty and never fuck with me hereafter or else.,
The mods here are all a bunch of demented scumbags.
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Indeed. Wouldn't have it any other way.

DRINK!

Now we will raise our chalices to the death of a much beloved and honored thread, all to roast and toast a giant of our Drunkard Community.

Let this one sink to the bottom of the bottle.

Who is next?

Let's roast Lush City.

Yup.

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Watch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
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Don't mess with Thirsty. He is prepared to sue the pants off all you drunks for publishing slander on the world wide web. He could get rich over night and make you his slave for life. Imagine having to clip his toenails for a $2 tip twice a month? Yikes!!!
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Lush City wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 10:23 pm
Don't mess with Thirsty. He is prepared to sue the pants off all you drunks for publishing slander on the world wide web. He could get rich over night and make you his slave for life. Imagine having to clip his toenails for a $2 tip twice a month? Yikes!!!
He can't get rich we's all broke ass drunks!
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oettinger wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 10:34 am
Watch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
I am not sure that this movie can be watched other than properly drunk.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:05 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 10:34 am
Watch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
I am not sure that this movie can be watched other than properly drunk.
Yes,indeed. Yet this will result in multiple viewings due to the memory retention factor while shitfaced.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun May 14, 2017 1:23 am
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aaaah, Not many people know that thirsty is periodically possessed by the spirit of a police car
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Mr. Viking wrote:
Sun May 14, 2017 8:32 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun May 14, 2017 1:23 am
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aaaah, Not many people know that thirsty is periodically possessed by the spirit of a police car
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