Do you think that one would be widely lauded or ridiculed if one showed up at a cookout style party (if one was told that it would be gracious to "bring something") if one brought a package of quality toilet paper?
Do you remember when it was a suddenly grand idea of bestowing a gift of diapers upon new parents at a baby shower? Comparable idea, is it not?
"What to bring to a party" etiquette query
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"What to bring to a party" etiquette query
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What a shitty answer.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Wholly crap.
In keeping with logic of the OP, how about showing up to a wine tasting/kegger party with a toss pot/puke bucket?
In keeping with logic of the OP, how about showing up to a wine tasting/kegger party with a toss pot/puke bucket?
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I would enter with a bic mac in my mouth, chewing
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Not as funny out of the binger context.
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You are all unenlightened dorkwads!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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See what I did there?
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"Premium" toilet paper? Pfffft!
Yes, bringing toilet paper to a BBQ shows a certain boldness of foresight in proper etiquette. But like all TP, the supposed "quiltedness" factor is merely an up-sell sham perpetuated by the (REDACTED) and the Forest Stewardship Council.
Was it not the great voice of our generation Mr. Whipple who said "please, don't squeeze the Charmin"?
I understand that you wanna show all up in there a high roller wif yo premium TPs n' shit. But maybe you should consider a different approach, such as picking up a case of Georgia Pacific Pom 2 ply. Great stuff, and it's cheaper than a date at Burger King.
But, if you want to show the world how Puff Daddy you are by wiping your turd cutter with the Benjamins, who am I to say otherwise?
Was it not the great voice of our generation Mr. Whipple who said "please, don't squeeze the Charmin"?
I understand that you wanna show all up in there a high roller wif yo premium TPs n' shit. But maybe you should consider a different approach, such as picking up a case of Georgia Pacific Pom 2 ply. Great stuff, and it's cheaper than a date at Burger King.
But, if you want to show the world how Puff Daddy you are by wiping your turd cutter with the Benjamins, who am I to say otherwise?
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query
How about a portable bidet?
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This is a BBQ. You'll need a Super Soaker.
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query
Visible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.
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you never cease to amaze meoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 amVisible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.
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How about a framed and matted, high-quality "mushroom stamp" ? That's class-ee.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 amVisible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"