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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:38 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:27 am
Here's a clue. The 1% want to make you into soylent green to feed you to other slaves. Wake up. Have a drink then go to sleep.
A few years ago I watched Soylent Green, first time since I was a kid. The thing I didn't remember about it was how the chicks came with the apartment, you could change em out like furniture. I thought that was pretty cool.

1% Lushcity lather.
Then you probably remember, "Our Man Flint". It was an American response to James Bond starring James Coburn. The babes gathered about our hero in the film were referred to as 'pleasure units'. It's definitely a movie to see again.
So here it is:
https://youtu.be/7_1iEoCILuQ
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Re: The 1%

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Thanks for the link Lush, I am watching right now.
Hilarious, this guy is a bigger know it all smart ass than McGyver.
I`m also improving on my spanish reading those subtitles!

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Re: The 1%

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!% drunkard madness headrage
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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The 1% have hijacked the Trump train.
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1% ancient tomb curse
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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1 percent aqueous humour;

1 percent Interstitial fluid; and

1 percent vaginal dryness
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1% frack mine chemicals
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The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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Reaching much there old friend? I`m 30 years younger and couldn`t figure one hot thought this morning other than my cold drink waiting at the desk.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:23 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 2:00 am
The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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Reaching much there old friend? I`m 30 years younger and couldn`t figure one hot thought this morning other than my cold drink waiting at the desk.
Yes, it will happen to you, too, douche bag! If you don't die young and make a good looking corpse. LOL!
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1% live fast die young
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1% broken foot.
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The 1% are coming to fuck you up. You better get ready!
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Wonder what those withered old twats will do when the kick off and find out all that money won't be going with them?
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Re: The 1%

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Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Adviser to Jimmy Carter, Dies at 89
Yes, I say good riddance. Unfortunately, there are at least a dozen contenders seeking to take his place.
The 1% won't go down without a fight!
A toast to Zbiggie, may you rot in Hell!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/26/us/z ... arter.html
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