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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:58 am
Why is Pabst not already in the shit we love thread?
Are you all fuckin sissies?
Whateva biatch
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm
5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
Were there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:31 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm
5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
Were there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?
Yes, and I convinced all of those quitters to trade their highly valued chips for a bottle of Jameson. And we all did shots and everything was right in the world.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:31 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm
5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
Were there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?
DUTCH OVENED!!!!!!!HAAAAA

Rim bleach...nice.
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Yesterday:

Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:37 pm
Yesterday:

Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
You forgot the Dutch Oven part.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:58 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:37 pm
Yesterday:

Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
You forgot the Dutch Oven part.
Sorry. Mrs Booze is Dutch, you see, and she enjoys things cooked in the traditional way.
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This is about how my day went...

https://youtu.be/rLIXdmPSCvk
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2017 5:00 pm
This is about how my day went...

https://youtu.be/rLIXdmPSCvk
Pretty sure that is me every day.
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My whole day has been a horrribuulll (to quote oett) day, all year. You don't wanna know the pacifics

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Went to happy hour yesterday and got shit faced in the local beach pub.
Walked back home and got buzzed by an amateur drone as a I climbed the sandy road back up the bluff. I turned around and looked at it because it obviously had a camera on it and I motioned with my arms as I grabbed a rock to hurl at it. Sure enough it took off like a bat out of hell.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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0530 hours: Roll over, curse God.

0920: Massive deluge of urine followed by a non-Marlboro cigarette.

0923: Politely scream at neighbor's dog to shut the fuck up.

0940: Bongloads.

0944: Non-Marboro cigarette. Politely scream at neighbor's dog standard STFU protocol.

1012: A tot of rum and cold coffee after showering last night's filth and ethyl detritus from my unmentionables. Fresh set of skivvies.

1045: Met some Mossad agents and a couple of ISIS clowns for breakfast at the Ham n' Bacon Buffet. Eggs Benedict and daiquiris. And a slice of black bottom banana cream pie.

1135: Non-Marlboro cigarette.

1150: Non-Marlboro bongloads.

1210: BM.

1305: Posting crap.

1325: Non-Marboro cigarette and standard bongload protocol.

1340: Being lured by the siren call of cold beer on tap 2 blocks away. It be callin' to me, yo.
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Woke up, got drunk, passed out.

Life is pretty simple when you're focused.

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1 a.m. Making sure to wake up drunk tomorrow morning.
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6:30: forced to wake up by my alarm
7:30: left house for golf course
8:16: tee time. No warm up.
10:20: finished front nine without a drink. 15 over!
12:30: finished back with help of two Jameson/gingers. Four over! This proves the power of alcohol.
12:35: Landed in clubhouse for lunch and drinks. The first bartender got my order wrong, yet still charged me.
1:00: My favorite bartender at the clubhouse started her shift. Continued drinking.
3:00: went home to shower and change clothes.
5:00: arrived at my niece's 8th grade graduation party/barbeque. Started drinking rum.
8:30: arrived home. Poured a pint of Guinness. One and done tonight. Gotta be at work early to start writing a "fuck you" email to some shitheads.
8:33: typed out a post for a thread called "Your Day In A Nutshell"
8:35: hit "submit"
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