Kids in the Hall Quotes

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Kids in the Hall is a Canadian program. Highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!
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"I've lost my drum! I've lost my Indian drum!"

"Come on sing you pricks!"

"I have a good attitude toward menstruation"

That show was awesome. Usually found a good balance between fucking hilarious and seriously bizarre.
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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"Will do".

So dumb, it's funny.
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Get a good night's sleep, and remember, I can murder you when I want. G'nite!"

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So you're paintin' a chair eh?
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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Rod Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk.
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Just watched Brain Candy, might be my new favorite movie. didn't even have to rent it, thanks YouTube
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:37 pm
Just watched Brain Candy, might be my new favorite movie. didn't even have to rent it, thanks YouTube
Definitely one of my faves for sure! Especially while smokin' da herb.
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That movie is too goofy. Which makes it a winner in my book.
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waahoohah wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:39 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Then there was this song that went like "He's the shim-sham king of the rim-ram room". That song plays in my head when I'm walking home drunk.
Was that not a skit about the happiest guy in the world? I kinda remember.
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