Trivia Night at The Pub

[Lush City]

That was like a 5min. window and he got in there. I had the same answer but I was not present. This was a setup and a big promo for everyone to stay tuned to this forum and win prizes. Bravo! Well done!

[oettinger]

That Polo sh it rt
That Pollo shirt is your winnings bud so now you gotta send that Vern guy your contact info and hope he doesn't deliver it in perspective

In person

But wait, how in thee hell did I get those points, for reel?

Real.

Fly fishing

Hiccup

I thought it`s a polio short whatever that is

[oettinger]

Can someone give lush a balloon or something, poor guy is super messed up he didn`t win the grand prize

[Dear Booze]

Shit. I have to make one more fucking shirt to make the minimum fucking order. So I thought it would be fun to donate the fucking thing. If Splatter No Guts doesn't want the fucking thing, then someone else please take it. You guys work it out. Fuck! Decide by the end of the day because i have to place the order tomorrow.

[Badfellow]

Fuck, just like fucking send it to fucking Lush City for fuck sake and be done with it.
Fuck.

[Badfellow]

Fuck.

[Dear Booze]

Fuck, just like fucking send it to fucking Lush City for fuck sake and be done with it.
Fuck.

Fuck. Ill be happy to send the fucking thing to Lush Fucking City. But knowing him, he will start to squirm when i ask him for his fucking shirt size and fucking address. Everyone knows that the NSA is collecting data on garment sizes of citizens.

[Dear Booze]

That was like a 5min. window and he got in there. I had the same answer but I was not present. This was a setup and a big promo for everyone to stay tuned to this forum and win prizes. Bravo! Well done!

Congrats Lush. Smeary Blood Guts forfeited the prize and you are the default winner. Please DM me with shirt size and shipping info\address.

[oettinger]

Fuck, just like fucking send it to fucking Lush City for fuck sake and be done with it.
Fuck.

Fuck. Ill be happy to send the fucking thing to Lush Fucking City. But knowing him, he will start to squirm when i ask him for his fucking shirt size and fucking address. Everyone knows that the NSA is collecting data on garment sizes of citizens.

That`s fucked up!

[Lush City]

Fuck, I wear Large. So leave me the fuck alone already! Time for a big belch and more booze.
Next trivia question please:

He was a comedian in early Hollywood films. Drank like a fish. Always had a half pint of vodka in a large glass with enough orange juice to give it color on the set before he got ready to perform. He referred to it as 'my orange juice'. One day they filled it with orange juice and no booze. He was heard to exclaim, "Who put orange juice in my orange juice?!"

[Smatter Noguts]

I changed my mind now that I haven't had a drink in 12 hours.

Can I have it as a terrycloth romper, size 2 XL?

I did specify a children's charity when blacked out.

I believe Fuck is a town in Germany, if that's a question. Alzo, Guhtfart.

[mistah willies]

Shit. I have to make one more fucking shirt to make the minimum fucking order. So I thought it would be fun to donate the fucking thing. If Splatter No Guts doesn't want the fucking thing, then someone else please take it. You guys work it out. Fuck! Decide by the end of the day because i have to place the order tomorrow.

You see? That's why we can't have nice things.


Wait,

I changed my mind now that I haven't had a drink in 12 hours.

Can I have it as a terrycloth romper, size 2 XL?

I did specify a children's charity when blacked out.

I believe Fuck is a town in Germany, if that's a question. Alzo, Guhtfart.

There you go. Problem solved.


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[Patchez]

Fuck, I wear Large. So leave me the fuck alone already! Time for a big belch and more booze.
Next trivia question please:

He was a comedian in early Hollywood films. Drank like a fish. Always had a half pint of vodka in a large glass with enough orange juice to give it color on the set before he got ready to perform. He referred to it as 'my orange juice'. One day they filled it with orange juice and no booze. He was heard to exclaim, "Who put orange juice in my orange juice?!"

W.C. Fields

[RIPT2.0]

Thought that Dude drank gin? But hey, I'm drinking some "OJ" right now! LOL!

[Badfellow]

Next trivia question please:

He was a comedian in early Hollywood films. Drank like a fish. Always had a half pint of vodka in a large glass with enough orange juice to give it color on the set before he got ready to perform. He referred to it as 'my orange juice'. One day they filled it with orange juice and no booze. He was heard to exclaim, "Who put orange juice in my orange juice?!"

Okay, you can be guest host, but you can't have my orange juice. And how many christ forsaken points is this question worth anyway?

I' m going to guess Groucho Marx.