Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

[Dear Booze]

His house looked like Jackie Treehorn's.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

[Artful Drunktective]

Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.

Rusty Trombone? Really?

[Badfellow]

I want to drink tequila and make sweet love to Nurse Lupe on that spiral staircase.

[Dear Booze]

Set up a hot wheel track.

[Artful Drunktective]

Residential Ice Capades slide like in "Real Genius".

[Dear Booze]

I am striving to the day where I can fall down those stairs.

As the neighbor of an elderly lady who broke her hip after falling dow, I find this highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!

[Rev. Dead Corpse]

Line each step with an opitcal sensor. Each step is a different tone. Walking down the stairs plays the Imperial March from Star Wars. Walking back up, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

[Dear Booze]

This https://youtu.be/NqpNQ9AJYgU

[mistah willies]

This https://youtu.be/NqpNQ9AJYgU

Back when we used trees for stairs;

Try this one on for size...

[Badfellow]

Install an Acorn stair lift.

[Patchez]

A Chinese Fuck Basket.

[Artful Drunktective]

A Chinese Fuck Basket.

And to add ambiance to the C.F.B., adorn it and the stairs with ivy and LED lights to illuminate all glory.

[Artful Drunktective]

I am striving to the day where I can fall down those stairs.

As the neighbor of an elderly lady who broke her hip after falling dow, I find this highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!

You know what's O.T.L.? The fact that we are going to split hairs here Vern...I don't think you should have capitalized the "O" in "on" in the "Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase". "Just sayin'". Please refer to the "After a Period?" thread. Thank you. What is this? Amateur Night?!

[Artful Drunktective]

Install a Rotisserie chicken oven.

[Lush City]

I want to drink tequila and make sweet love to Nurse Lupe on that spiral staircase.

That's my wet nurse. You keep your hands off her, you hear!