Which President would you most like to fist fight?

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If I didn't get beat to it,

"Lincoln. Big guy, big reach, skinny guys fight til they're burger."
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Just to keep this sick ass thread going, I'd like to add that it would be like cutting through butter with a hot knife to nail Bathhouse Barry in the nose a few times and put him down. He should live with the shame of a beat down on his fairy gay ass!
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Fist fight a U.S. president? Why would anyone ant to fight boring old guy? Now fist f**king... Bill Clinton comes to mind. He looks like a guy who can take it!

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 2:49 am
Fist fight a U.S. president? Why would anyone ant to fight boring old guy? Now fist f**king... Bill Clinton comes to mind. He looks like a guy who can take it!
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Ooh, what if old Hilary had succeeded? She'd try to kick me to death with those bowling pins. And make all you boys stand in the corner.
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:23 pm
Ooh, what if old Hilary had succeeded? She'd try to kick me to death with those bowling pins. And make all you boys stand in the corner.
Nah, she'd just have a hitman take you out before the fight, girlfriend.

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FDR would be easy cuz he was in a wheelchair. But I'd choose Teddy. He was a tough sumbitch.

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I'd make fun of Nixon's shoes on the beach. But first, I'd put his big old greasy melon in a headlock, and force him to cough up that daiquiri recipe.
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:38 pm
I'd make fun of Nixon's shoes on the beach. But first, I'd put his big old greasy melon in a headlock, and force him to cough up that daiquiri recipe.
My dear, please don't start. Nixon opened up trade with China that allowed us to inflate our currency once Tricky Dick pulled the U$ Dollar off the gold standard. My life and success as well as the rise of Trump was because they inflated the U$D. No, Nixon is not your enemy. He and Kissinger created the 'petrodollar' that replaced the gold backing.

How about 8yrs of socialism under Obama and the strengthening of a 'deep state' in D.C.? Thank God for the 2nd Amendment!
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Yeah, Nixon was such a great president that we allowed him to put in his two weeks notice instead of getting fired.
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:47 am
Yeah, Nixon was such a great president that we allowed him to put in his two weeks notice instead of getting fired.
I remember that and how it pissed me off at the time because they preempted Speed Racer for a bunch of political bullshit on TV.
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brandonman wrote:
Thu May 04, 2017 8:10 pm
If I didn't get beat to it,

"Lincoln. Big guy, big reach, skinny guys fight til they're burger."
Nothing wrong with a Fight Club reference.

Me, I'd fight William Henry Harrison. If he won, he'd never live to gloat.
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I would like to slap the shit out of Jimmy Carter because he was such a timid wimp. I'd do it with one hand tied behind my back to make it fair.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:32 pm
I would like to slap the shit out of Jimmy Carter because he was such a timid wimp. I'd do it with one hand tied behind my back to make it fair.
What about Hairy Ass Truman? I know you hate hairy asses
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Here is what you will be up against if you want to mess with Trump...
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