Why I never married.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:59 pm

Probably a reason why some of us are not married. I mean, look at us.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:32 pm

Once again to iterate the intention of this thread, I never married because I knew I didn't stand a chance without being sued in divorce court and losing everything. So, I am reaping the bachelor dividend. The biggest cause of homelessness among men in America is divorce and family court. They drain men of all their assets because the laws are so skewed in favor of divorcing wives.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:03 am

what about a prenup, you get the children, I`ll take care of the money
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:30 am

oettinger wrote:
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what about a prenup, you get the children, I`ll take care of the money
Yes a prenup is a must to keep those gold diggers away.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:35 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
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Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:03 am
what about a prenup, you get the children, I`ll take care of the money
Yes a prenup is a must to keep those gold diggers away.
I'm surprised you would make a statement like this my dear family advocate. Most judges throw those pre nup contracts out of court because they are entitled to determine their validity. They claim it is illogical to have one contract (matrimony) hedged by another contract (pre nup) by the same parties. As for gold diggers, have your assets off shore so they can't get to them. Men should get rid of the bimbos. Would that be a bimbectomy?
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:23 pm

Maybé you never married cause youre ugly
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:54 pm

LMAO!
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Badfellow » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:33 pm

oettinger wrote:
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Maybé you never married cause youre ugly
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:26 pm

The shame of it is, never wanted to give up my porn collection. Didn't want to be the hubby that got outed and lost everything in a divorce suit. Saw that coming miles away.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Patchez » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:53 pm

Lush City wrote:
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The shame of it is, never wanted to give up my porn collection. Didn't want to be the hubby that got outed and lost everything in a divorce suit. Saw that coming miles away.
Me and the wife will fight over the porn collection... we should go 50/50 on it but we have favorites that we may both want. It was mostly collected together but we both brought some good stuff with us into the relationship.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:03 am

My future ex-wife probalby uses my upperdeck basketball cards as her own porncollect
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:27 pm

My future ex-boyfriend better have really good porn because I don't want to be the one to buy it all over again.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 26, 2017 11:37 pm

Is this another episode of Dr. Phil?
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oldsmartskunk » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:54 pm

Let's just all agree on porn loving ugly people theory as main reason why most of us are single. Doesn't take a movement. Crap i get bored with women. They don't drink that much. Or they want cancerous little crapplings called kids. And i get why men don't want to get into that. I guess some of us are better left to run drunk,naked and free.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:44 pm

I would never marry any woman who could accept me as a mate.
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