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Ah! Here's the thread I"m looking for. solo drunks. That's us. A dark apartment, blinds down, door locked, armpits stinking.

I'm delighted that you don't like drinking trendy IPA, but drink it anyway. I don't drink IPA at all. If I drink beer, it's Bud. But usually it's Franzia. But the point is, were on a solo mission. Our booze and nothing else. That's the mark of a true drunk.

Wanna try for an even higher level of bliss? Turn all the lights off, grab a half pint of Ancient Age and recline on a ratty old sofa. The twist cap on the bottle keeps you from spilling it in the dark. And since the bottle is plastic, you can throw it across the room without breaking it and stepping in the chards the next morning.

I"m new on this board, but I don't think it sucks too much.

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Hey - somebody unlock that Bender Defined thread. At least let me give it a thumbs up. Written by a real drunk.

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Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:26 am
And since the bottle is plastic, you can throw it across the room without breaking it and stepping in the chards the next morning.

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But might hit something that can break. Done it too often.
Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:32 am
Hey - somebody unlock that Bender Defined thread. At least let me give it a thumbs up. Written by a real drunk.
It is locked? Seems a Palinka (rest his soul) thing. He had his reasons. I`ll have a look at it anyway.

Hey and nice to have you around, solo missles with no point of direction are always welcomed
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Saturday night and gulping the wine alone. Solo drinkers speak up! This is our thread. You know they want to send us to rehab and lock us up, don't you? To them, there's nothing worse than somebody alone in a room, under a dim yellow light, downing glass after glass. They think we're disturbed. I think they don't know where to find bliss.

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This is why we skype
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You never drink alone when you have drunks to Skype in a shit load of time zones!
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No no no. I don't want to see your faces and you goddamb sure don't want to see mine.

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Fess up you solo drinking losers! You're sitting there watching YouTube music videos with all of those good looking, well dressed models/singers and you're wishing you were one of them and that you belonged and were beloved. Give it up you fucking sots! You're sitting alone in a room drinking while the rest of the world is out there living life! Some asshole left us a message board on drunkard.com and that's all we get.

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My piss smells like chemicals. It's something in those goddambed canned foods. They're putting something in those can liners. Why can't they make all canned foods with a pull top tab? I can't operate a can opener after 10 PM.

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CVS Drugstore has its own generic booze line called Gran Legacy. Whiskey, vodka, rum, whatever you want. Cheap, poisonous shit. I don't know what the hell the deal is with their so called American whiskey - it is distilled in the state of Kentucky - but for some reason they can't put the word "bourbon' on the label. If I'm not mistaken the only requirement to use the word bourbon is that is it distilled in Kentucky and it doesn't have rat poison in it. Damb I've got a headache right now.

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Hugh wrote:
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If I'm not mistaken the only requirement to use the word bourbon is that is it distilled in Kentucky and it doesn't have rat poison in it. Damb I've got a headache right now.
I think it needs to be distilled in Franklin County to be legit Bourbon but the rules are strange. I had a friend, who is a liquor distributer, place a bottle in front of me labelled "Single Malt American Whisky". It was good but I thought it was just bourbon with a fancy name. He got pissed and said it was Scotch. I asked how the fuck could it be Scotch when Scotch is made from barley smoked in peat from Scotland's peat bogs? The conversation didn't end well.

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Solo drinker (NON-SKYPE) checking in! First glass of Vella Delicious Blush poured at 5:30 P.M. Windows closed to block neighbor's televisions and blinds down. Gonna be scribbling poetry and checking the Solo Mission for fellow recluses. Gotta be at work early tomorrow A.M. so can't stay up much past 2.

Where the fook are you guys? Let's drink up!

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Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:41 pm
Solo drinker (NON-SKYPE) checking in! First glass of Vella Delicious Blush poured at 5:30 P.M. Windows closed to block neighbor's televisions and blinds down. Gonna be scribbling poetry and checking the Solo Mission for fellow recluses. Gotta be at work early tomorrow A.M. so can't stay up much past 2.

Where the fook are you guys? Let's drink up!
Fellow recluse drinking solo here. Can't really remember the earlier part of my day. Windows are also closed to block out sunlight, people, and all other outdoor nuisances.

I also do a lot of scribbling but then can't read my own writing after the fact. But when I do, it's funny.
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I must have some booze".


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Should it be a violation of the Code of Conduct for solo drinkers at home to watch YouTube music videos? Especially if it's pop music videos?

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Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:27 pm
Should it be a violation of the Code of Conduct for solo drinkers at home to watch YouTube music videos? Especially if it's pop music videos?
It's a requirement for solo drinkers to watch YouTube. Especially pop music videos. Please share what you watch in The Chasist or The Chasist Part II
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