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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Sammy » Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:06 pm

No problemo. I'll cover whatever ya'll are having.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by peetie44 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:12 pm

Sammy wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:06 pm
No problemo. I'll cover whatever ya'll are having.
Welcome, Sammy!

I'll have Tito's vodka & tonic...and a coupla jalapeño slices instad of lime.

CHEERS!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:52 am

Welcome aboard Sammy. Since no one has said it yet, allow me. Post often. Post drunk. post drunk often.

I'll have a Hi-Lo. High end whiskey and a low end beer or vice versa. Dealers choice on the order. Surprise me.
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Post by Impish Boozehound » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:45 am

Not new, but just remembered this happy place . . . . . and my login credentials again.

Soooooooooooooo much booze stories to attempt to type up!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:26 am

Impish Boozehound wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:45 am
Not new, but just remembered this happy place . . . . . and my login credentials again.

Soooooooooooooo much booze stories to attempt to type up!
Welcome back and go for it. A good booze story is better than a bad drink, almost
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Hugh » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am

WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:15 am

Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am
WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.
You`ll be fine. You mastered the test, now the bar is open for you.

New one buys, I`ll have a vodka lemon please.

Post drunk, post often, post often drunk
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:00 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:15 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am
WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.
You`ll be fine. You mastered the test, now the bar is open for you.

New one buys, I`ll have a vodka lemon please.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by littlemissbanjaxed » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:52 pm

Long time lurker, I figured I was past due to make an account. I'm no good at witticisms, so here is a straight up hello and toast. Mud in your eye!

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:56 pm

littlemissbanjaxed wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:52 pm
Long time lurker, I figured I was past due to make an account. I'm no good at witticisms, so here is a straight up hello and toast. Mud in your eye!
Welcome back!

Have your way with us.

I'll drink to your involvement.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bubblez » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:34 pm

welcome little miss. Newbies but the first round. I'll have the same as my brother a Hi-Lo High end bourbon and low end beer or vice versa. You make the call
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Post by littlemissbanjaxed » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:02 pm

Hi-Lo on me then Bubblez, I'll order low end bourbon and high end beer. I figure you can toss the bourbon back and sip the beer to alleviate the liquid hell on your tongue.

Thank you mistah willies! Considering my favorite past-time, it's entirely possible I have created an account before and don't remember it. If that's what you're getting at..?

Upon further consideration I realize you may be referring to my lurking habit..In which case I'll leave my comment unaltered because I find tipsy misunderstandings amusing.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:11 pm

littlemissbanjaxed wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:02 pm
Hi-Lo on me then Bubblez, I'll order low end bourbon and high end beer. I figure you can toss the bourbon back and sip the beer to alleviate the liquid hell on your tongue.

Thank you mistah willies! Considering my favorite past-time, it's entirely possible I have created an account before and don't remember it. If that's what you're getting at..?

Upon further consideration I realize you may be referring to my lurking habit..In which case I'll leave my comment unaltered because I find tipsy misunderstandings amusing.
Yeah what you talking about Willies? :D

We were all lurkers at some point weren't we? It's super creepy yet fabulous. Welcome aboard. A dirty martini with blue cheese stuffed olives would be most appreciated new friend. Cheers!

And stay away from Bubblez' trailers!!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:42 am

^ ^ ^

Ha! What I talking ' bout (<--- shared apostrophe for environmental conscientiousness) is when lurkers cross over into the light and become corporeal.

I started as a lurker back in the day because it's simply proper board ettiquette, yup. Get a feel for a place before you drive in as fresh meat for the lions.

It's a big step, and booze is the best social lubricant, indeed. Btw, Artful D, your new board nickname is Chick Norris.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:12 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:42 am
^ ^ ^

Ha! What I talking ' bout (<--- shared apostrophe for environmental conscientiousness) is when lurkers cross over into the light and become corporeal.

I started as a lurker back in the day because it's simply proper board ettiquette, yup. Get a feel for a place before you drive in as fresh meat for the lions.

It's a big step, and booze is the best social lubricant, indeed. Btw, Artful D, your new board nickname is Chick Norris.
Thanks Willies for da Chick Norris. I shall attempt to behave today and not throw anyone through newly constructed windows.

Although there's a church on the corner of Third and Delaware Avenue that has a brand new stained glass window...hmm...
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