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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:13 pm

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Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:21 pm
I am returning here and to my binging after a long hiatus. Drink has been my favorite mistress for most of my life. I am embarking on a journey back into my drunken soul next week and I look forward to sharing the stories with you. I humbly offer a round to the house and a "Cheers! Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat though my clothes are soiled and black. I'm a big strong man with a child's mind, don't take my booze away"
Welcome. Or welcome back Groggy. Also, thanks for digging up a small handful of dusty, but good threads. I am looking forward to the stories of your upcoming bender.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:51 am

Same here Groggy, let em stories come.
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Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:46 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:13 pm
Groggy wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:21 pm
I am returning here and to my binging after a long hiatus. Drink has been my favorite mistress for most of my life. I am embarking on a journey back into my drunken soul next week and I look forward to sharing the stories with you. I humbly offer a round to the house and a "Cheers! Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat though my clothes are soiled and black. I'm a big strong man with a child's mind, don't take my booze away"

Welcome. Or welcome back Groggy. Also, thanks for digging up a small handful of dusty, but good threads. I am looking forward to the stories of your upcoming bender.
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:51 am
Same here Groggy, let em stories come.

Indeed.


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Post by Sammy » Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:28 pm

Sammy here. From East Texas near Tyler. Howdy.

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Post by Dear Booze » Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:47 pm

Sammy wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:28 pm
Sammy here. From East Texas near Tyler. Howdy.
Howdy Sammy. I'm pleased to be the first to welcome you to this fine community of Madern Drunkards. The tradition here is the new guy/gal buys the first round. I'll have a Captain Coke and a Guinness.

I look forward to your posts.
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Post by Sammy » Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:06 pm

No problemo. I'll cover whatever ya'll are having.

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Post by peetie44 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:12 pm

Sammy wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:06 pm
No problemo. I'll cover whatever ya'll are having.
Welcome, Sammy!

I'll have Tito's vodka & tonic...and a coupla jalapeño slices instad of lime.

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Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:52 am

Welcome aboard Sammy. Since no one has said it yet, allow me. Post often. Post drunk. post drunk often.

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Post by Impish Boozehound » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:45 am

Not new, but just remembered this happy place . . . . . and my login credentials again.

Soooooooooooooo much booze stories to attempt to type up!
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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:26 am

Impish Boozehound wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:45 am
Not new, but just remembered this happy place . . . . . and my login credentials again.

Soooooooooooooo much booze stories to attempt to type up!
Welcome back and go for it. A good booze story is better than a bad drink, almost
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Hugh » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am

WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:15 am

Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am
WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.
You`ll be fine. You mastered the test, now the bar is open for you.

New one buys, I`ll have a vodka lemon please.

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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:00 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:15 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:43 am
WTF man? it took forever to register here. there was some question about what goes in a gin and tonic. like how the hell do i know? and then after reading the rules it sounds like you're going to hit me with the ban hammer before i even have a chance to puke in here.
You`ll be fine. You mastered the test, now the bar is open for you.

New one buys, I`ll have a vodka lemon please.

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Welcome Hugh, I'll have a Riptini.
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Post by littlemissbanjaxed » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:52 pm

Long time lurker, I figured I was past due to make an account. I'm no good at witticisms, so here is a straight up hello and toast. Mud in your eye!

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Post by mistah willies » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:56 pm

littlemissbanjaxed wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:52 pm
Long time lurker, I figured I was past due to make an account. I'm no good at witticisms, so here is a straight up hello and toast. Mud in your eye!
Welcome back!

Have your way with us.

I'll drink to your involvement.

...again?
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