Patchez: Behind the Beard
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Re: The Life of Patchez
He has to drive an hour and a half just to pick up some Preparation H.
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Maybe he needs one of these. I highly recommend them.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
He is genuinely excited about the possibility of his HIV turning into full-blown AIDS.
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Even more excited about his full blown diabetes.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:19 pmHe is genuinely excited about the possibility of his HIV turning into full-blown AIDS.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
He`s safe for now, He wore double rubber banging your wife.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:19 pmHe is genuinely excited about the possibility of his HIV turning into full-blown AIDS.
And don`t be worried, the fingerfuck he gave to your daugher, it made her scream for daddy, but your still the one
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Re: The Life of Patchez
^^^
This thread is molesty. And not in a good way.
This thread is molesty. And not in a good way.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
According to Guinness Book of World Records, he is the second tallest lawn gnome in the state of Pennsylvania.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
When he goes to the mall, small children cry and want to know why Santa isn't wearing a t-shirt.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
His liver throws off antiprotons when it collides with whiskey.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
It takes him 45 minutes just to walk around his maze of a house and an additional hour just to walk across his property.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
He properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
She finally got her exam in can opening. You can leave her for three days alone nowArtful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pmHe properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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